Eurovision Rewatch: Rome 1991 (30/05 20:00)

[D5K]

This is better than the average Portuguese entry

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You can always count on PORTUGAL to bring it back!

 

[Tisch]

Why is her dress made from a beaded curtain?

 

[Penelope]

My god, this year really is utter fucking KENNEL CUNT!

 

[Tisch]

This is better than the average Portuguese entry

It is actually. But that's not really saying much.

 

[COB]

How many more entries are there for god's sake

 

[Iguana]

OUCH at the money note

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland
35 Austria
55 Luxembourg
98 Sweden
85 France
85 Turkey
74 Ireland
58 Portugal

 

[Iguana]

How many more entries are there for god's sake

Totally worth it for the half time show

 

[dmlaw]

My god, this year really is utter fucking KENNEL CUNT!

Don't worry. There's still Ronnie Mitchell to rescue the whole thing.

 

[Penelope]

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
08 Greece
03 Switzerland
05 Austria
09 Luxembourg
11 Sweden
11 France
04 Turkey
03 Ireland
03 Portugal

 

[D5K]

How many more entries are there for god's sake

I think we’re just over halfway...

 

[Madison]

Wake me up when Israel are on.

 

[D5K]

I don’t remember this from Eurovision

 

[COB]

Bring back Pavarotti

 

[VoR]

What a prick to choose that song

 

[COB]

Don't worry. There's still Ronnie Mitchell to rescue the whole thing.

I do hope she doesn't get tangled up in her dress and drown again

 

[dmlaw]

This Danish singer is now dead. He killed himself on New Year's Eve 2011 by bringing a disposable barbecue into his house and allowing himself to be overcome by the carbon monoxide. It's unclear whether he did it because he had just relistened to his version of Nessun Dorma.

 

[ButterTart]

Chun-Li thinks that you should watch Eurovision.

Chun-Li has no power over me. Now if Cammy said it...

 

[Penelope]

This Danish singer is now dead. He killed himself on New Year's Eve 2011 by bringing a disposable barbecue into his house and allowing himself to be overcome by the carbon monoxide. It's unclear whether he did it because he had just relistened to his version of Nessun Dorma.

Think it was just shame at this entry really.

 

[Tisch]

Fun fact: this is another Danish entry who KILLED THEMSELVES

 

[Iguana]

This Danish singer is now dead. He killed himself on New Year's Eve 2011 by bringing a disposable barbecue into his house and allowing himself to be overcome by the carbon monoxide. It's unclear whether he did it because he had just relistened to his version of Nessun Dorma.

 

[ButterTart]

Quick get it back on, Russia sent Zangief this year

That was Sweden!

 

[Penelope]

08 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
09 Greece
03 Switzerland
05 Austria
09 Luxembourg
11 Sweden
11 France
04 Turkey
03 Ireland
03 Portugal
00 Denmark

FUCK OFF!

 

[Iguana]

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[D5K]

I had no idea Denmark had such a curse. Has anyone checked in on Chanee recently?

 

[ButterTart]

@dmlaw @COB I've given in to peer pressure and put it back on. Why are you making me watch this man shouting? Do we have some sort of suicide pact I wasn''t aware of?

 

[Suomi]

Ooh this Norwegian Supergroup is one of my faves

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hot Pussy Just 4 Fun .xxx

 

[ButterTart]

The bird on the right in that postcard was rough as fuck.

 

[Penelope]

Was that a NORWEGIAN CAT LICKING ITSELF?!

 

[dmlaw]

I had no idea Denmark had such a curse. Has anyone checked in on Chanee recently?

We can only pray that it takes down Leonora sooner rather than later.

 

[ButterTart]

They look like the four stages of Bonnie Tyler on a night out.

 

[Suomi]

I swear Boyzone - Love You Anyway lifts the melody off this

 

[D5K]

I prefer Mrs Einstein

 

[ButterTart]

We can only pray that it takes down Leonora sooner rather than later.

She's the one who started the curse in the first place.

 

[Penelope]

I prefer Mrs Einstein

I prefer COT DEATH!

 

[dmlaw]

WAKE UP @Madison ISRAEL'S ON.

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland
35 Austria
55 Luxembourg
98 Sweden
85 France
85 Turkey
74 Ireland
58 Portugal
40 Denmark
44 Norway

 

[Penelope]

08 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
09 Greece
03 Switzerland
05 Austria
09 Luxembourg
11 Sweden
11 France
04 Turkey
03 Ireland
03 Portugal
00 Denmark
02 Norway