Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

Beat beat beat!

 

[Soldi]

Makes you want to INVADE BAKU

 

[VoR]

I have fond memories of Kala bitching about Joe & Jake’s ‘diva behaviour’ at some fan club event the next year because they had the gall to request A BOTTLE OF WATER AND A TAXI TO THE VENUE

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG YOU GAYZ I'M DYING

 

[Alla]

Yas Queen!

 

[Lucille]

Omg that build up.

 

[D5K]

The intro to this performance is always ruined by the tit in the crowd going Woo woo woo woo woo woo

 

[AlgoAlex]

The dramatic music and red lights. LEGEND

 

[Madison]

I saw her perform at the annual Armenian community summer fair in London - the performance was ruined by the Wiwi bloggs people turning up. They did not fit in.

 

[AlgoAlex]

The intro to this performance is always ruined by the tit in the crowd going Woo woo woo woo woo woo

Why Swangali left moopy

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG THAT BODY!!

 

[Soldi]

OMG YOU GAYZ I'M DYING

I’ll resuscitate you

 

[dmlaw]

Iveta makes me feel the need to institute a new tradition and to call it legs rate.

She's winning.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I do love a cape.

 

[Lucille]

I have fond memories of Kala bitching about Joe & Jake’s ‘diva behaviour’ at some fan club event the next year because they had the gall to request A BOTTLE OF WATER AND A TAXI TO THE VENUE

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd go straight for her!! NOT SORRY

 

[Penelope]

THE SOUND OF ANASTACIA HAVING SUN STROKE ON HOLIDAY FRONTED BY MISS VANJIE

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah it’s a nice song actually, a grower. Which is a problem.
Plus they have zero stage presence

That's our main issue at Eurovision. Our songs aren't instant - they're liked, and you can't honestly say they're unpleasant, but they're just sort of there.

 

[Beverley]

She's gorgeous

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is @ButterTart DEAD?

 

[Beverley]

Gagged for the CGI bits

 

[Raining on Me]

This is such over the top NONSENSE

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG OMG OMG SLAY ME MAMA!!

 

[D5K]

I always get Scherzinger vibes from her

 

[Penelope]

Honestly this performance is REPEATEDLY PUNCHING ME IN THE THROAT

 

[Apoca]

I do feel poor Zoe needed to be rather more VOCAL on this otherwise rousing ditty

I don't think anything other than her softer, sugary (but quite precise) vocals would have worked on that song. Imagine someone of the other singers from tonight foghorning their way through it, yikes.

 

[Soldi]

Is @ButterTart DEAD?

Boobrate for Armenia init

 

[Dark Carnival]

*GAY COMA*

 

[Beverley]

FUCK
ME

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have fond memories of Kala bitching about Joe & Jake’s ‘diva behaviour’ at some fan club event the next year because they had the gall to request A BOTTLE OF WATER AND A TAXI TO THE VENUE

DEAD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia
01 Ukraine
06 Malta
08 Georgia
10 Austria
03 UK
08 Armenia

 

[Alla]

DEAD

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Spain
09 Latvia
08 Ukraine
07 Malta
07 Georgia
08 Austria
02 United Kingdom
08 Armenia

 

[AlgoAlex]

Hot mess. love it
@Rachey

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania
01 Malta
04 Georgia
09 Austria
04 United Kingdom
999999 Armenia

 

[Penelope]

AGOG AT THIS SULTRY CUTIE OF THE EVENING ON BENZEDRINE WORLD WONDER!!!

 

[Soldi]

How do I rank HELP

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia
97 Ukraine
90 Georgia
68 Austria
28 United Kingdom
91 Armenia

 

[Beverley]

I saw her perform at the annual Armenian community summer fair in London - the performance was ruined by the Wiwi bloggs people turning up. They did not fit in.

OMG TELL US MORE

 

[Penelope]

If you can breathe after that YOU ARE LYING