Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Madison]

I’m happy to add up the scores for this one.

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia
12455 Ukraine
06 Malta
09 Georgia
12455 Austria
01 United Kingdom
12455 Armenia

Where the fuck do you even BEGIN SCORING THAT LOT!!!

 

[Soldi]

I saw her perform at the annual Armenian community summer fair in London - the performance was ruined by the Wiwi bloggs people turning up. They did not fit in.

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE

 

[ButterTart]

The music in LoveWave is far better than the song deserves. I love that Middle Eastern trumpet noise thing in the background - I have no idea what it's called because I'm common and uncultured.

 

[Suomi]

Okay will both mine and Mrs Suomi’s votes be counted? We are ready to vote

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania
03 Croatia
11 Russia
09 Spain
10 Latvia
00 Ukraine
07 Malta
336, 867 Georgia
12 Austria
08 UK
05 Armenia

 

[Alla]

I could watch 3 hours of Petra talking any shit.

 

[Madison]

The music in LoveWave is far better than the song deserves. I love that Middle Eastern trumpet noise thing in the background - I have no idea what it's called because I'm common and uncultured.

Duduk

 

[ButterTart]

Is @ButterTart DEAD?

I posted JUST before you said this!

 

[Lucille]

Praise be to the gay gods for giving us this year of hot cock and bangers tonight.

 

[Penelope]

HONESTLY! I have SEVEN FUCKING 12455/10s!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 Bulgaria
10 Australia
08 Russia
07 Cyprus
06 France
05 Armenia
04 Georgia
03 Latvia
02 Spain
01 Belgium

 

[D5K]

@Penelope where does the 12455 come from? Apart from a fucking amazing performance obviously.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Belgium 7
Czech Republic 5
Netherlands 5
Azerbaijan 8
Hungary 5
Italy 10
Israel 8
Bulgaria 10
Sweden 7.5
Germany 2
France 10
Australia 10
Cyprus 7.5
Serbia 7.5
Lithuania 9
Croatia 7
Russia 10
Spain 10
Latvia 9
Ukraine 8
Malta 7
Georgia 6
Austria 8
Uk 6
Armenia 8

TOO MANY TENS, too hard

 

[Soldi]

12 Italy
10 Australia
08 Spain
07 Russia
FORGOT BULGARIA PUT THEM HERE
05 Ukraine
04 France
03 Armenia
02 Austria
01 Georgia
00 Croatia

 

[dmlaw]

Okay will both mine and Mrs Suomi’s votes be counted? We are ready to vote

That would be Madison's decision as the Jon Ola Sand of the evening. My policy is one set of scores per posting member. Mrs Suomi can always ask for her password to be reset.

 

[Penelope]

12 Italy
10 Russia
08 Armenia
07 Bulgaria
06 Austria
05 Ukraine
04 Poland YES FUCK OFF
03 Australia
02 Azerbaijan
01 Germany

 

[win_the_game]

12 Italy
10 Australia
08 Ukraine
07 France
06 Serbia
05 Georgia
04 Armenia
03 Czech Republic
02 Latvia
01 Germany

 

[Madison]

This is the ultimate version of J'ai cherché

 

[Apoca]

04 Poland YES FUCK OFF

Whatever you're having, put it down, Penny. Please.

 

[Lucille]

Did Germany win the Barbara Dex this year?!?

 

[Madison]

That would be Madison's decision as the Jon Ola Sand of the evening. My policy is one set of scores per posting member. Mrs Suomi can always ask for her password to be reset.

Does anyone disagree?

 

[Madison]

Did Germany win the Barbara Der this year?!?

No. Croatia did.

 

[Alla]

Did Germany win the Barbara Dex this year?!?

Hopefully.

 

[ButterTart]

12 Georgia
10 Russia
08 Austria
07 Australia
06 Hungary
05 Israel
04 Latvia
03 France
02 Bulgaria SLAG
01 Spain

And I think I've missed LOADS out.

 

[Iguana]

12 Australia
10 Georgia
08 Ukraine
07 Austria
06 Czech Republic
05 Bulgaria
04 France
03 Belgium
02 Spain
01 Latvia

 

[Penelope]

Whatever you're having, put it down, Penny. Please.

It is an EMOTIONAL ODYSSEY

 

[D5K]

Does anyone disagree?

One set of votes per account, and no votes accepted after the deadline.

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 Armenia
10 Austria
08 Italy
07 Russia
06 France
05 Ukraine
04 Latvia
03 Bulgaria
02 Australia
01 Azerbaijan

 

[Alla]

One set of scores per posting member is the right thing.

 

[Soldi]

12 Armenia
10 Austria
08 Italy
07 Russia
06 France
05 Ukraine
04 Latvia
03 Bulgaria
02 Australia
01 Azerbaijan

MADAME FRANCESCA WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD

 

[Madison]

12 Ukraine
10 Australia
08 Armenia
07 Georgia
06 Bulgaria
05 Lithuania
04 France
03 Spain
02 Russia
01 Latvia

 

[win_the_game]

What a terrible recap for Croatia

 

[ButterTart]

04 Poland YES FUCK OFF
03 Australia

This is some of the most upsetting scoring I've ever seen. I actually think you're quite racist.

 

[Penelope]

Mx Suomi JUST RESET YOUR BLOODY PASSWORD

 

[Suomi]

Suomi’s votes

12 Italy
10 Russia
08 Bulgaria
07 Austria
06 Ukraine
05 Australia
04 Poland
03 Armenia
02 Sweden
01 Lithuania


Mrs Suomi’s Votes

12 Italy
10 Azerbaijan
08 Bulgaria
07 Russia
06 Austria
05 Belgium
04 Cyprus
03 Australia
02 Croatia
01 Armenia

 

[Rachey]

 

[dmlaw]

12 Russia
10 Bulgaria
08 Italy
07 Ukraine
06 Latvia
05 Austria
04 Armenia
03 Cyprus
02 Australia
01 Germany

 

[ZenGiraffe]

12 Australia
10 Ukraine
8 Russia
7 Armenia
6 Bulgaria
5 Azerbaijan
4 Spain
3 Czechia
2 France
1 Serbia

 

[ButterTart]

What a terrible recap for Croatia

I think the only way they could have given her a good recap is if they'd have just shown her having a fag and scratching her tit once she'd left the stage.