Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[ButterTart]

AT LEAST LEA SIRK HAD THE DECENCY TO PRETEND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Just like when she ran over that toddler.

 

[D5K]

Oh this one’s in my top ten of the decade!

And so so cheap!

 

[Madison]

This song is so wasted on her.

 

[Penelope]

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG THIS FUCKING BASIC BITCH ANTHEM OF LIFE!!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

Love it's a STREAM you can just join

I've just seen. Hurrah.

 

[Soldi]

Vocalist of the CENTURY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What song are we on? I thought this was 9pm for some reason!

Its a live stream.

 

[Iguana]

Looking the gold microphone

 

[win_the_game]

I’d love to be fucked by someone with a neck tattoo.

Douwe yes. Even if he has a look about him that suggests he would do a JEFFREY DAHMER afterwards.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is how I score every Eurovision.

Using a scale less than 26 is asking for trouble. 100 will do.

I do this too on my paper copy, it's the only sensible way to do it.

 

[Madison]

What song are we on? I thought this was 9pm for some reason!

They tweeted the time in CEST only this time for some reason.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is how I score every Eurovision.

Using a scale less than 26 is asking for trouble. 100 will do.

I do this too on my paper copy, it's the only sensible way to do it.

 

[Penelope]

God, the ONE year they didn't just have the whole thing sung by Hera Bjork disguised as a volcano stage left

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've always hated this one because of the MIRA-MIRA-MIRA part, but I have kinda come around it.

 

[ButterTart]

I'll warn you now, boob rate has just been won four songs in.

 

[Soldi]

Just like when she ran over that toddler.

“I’m raising money for my school”
“HVALA NE FUCK OFF AND DIE SWEET CHEEKS”

 

[AlgoAlex]

OKAY this is more like it

 

[Madison]

Couldn’t they have just switched her mic off?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They just didn't package this very well.

 

[Iguana]

I'll warn you now, boob rate has just been won four songs in.

They are stupendous

 

[Penelope]

OMG at those FUCKING BACKING DANCERS

WHO thought Jedward - Waterline was a good template?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

MIRROR MIRROR MIRROR

 

[Soldi]

I presume Kala is one of the 12 people that disliked the YouTube stream

 

[Soldi]

MIRA MIRA MIRA CUUURRRLLL

 

[Raining on Me]

This song is so wasted on her.

Also it's massively overrated but yes, she doesn't exactly levitate it higher with those wispy vocals when it really fucking needs it

 

[win_the_game]

HOT NOX. She really should have let the backing vocalists do the work for her.

 

[dmlaw]

Just like when she ran over that toddler.

She admitted that was on purpose. She told the police that she did it because 'he was fucking annoying me' and they decided that it was justified.

 

[D5K]

The top lights even spell out an M for Miracle!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan

 

[Madison]

The Swedish government should put an export ban on Eurovision songs.

 

[Suomi]

The national anthem of Kalavision - MIRACLE

 

[AlgoAlex]

The men with shoulder pads and stomach showing is a LOOK

 

[Penelope]

MIRA, MIRA-MIRA-CLE

OMFG it's just PERFECTION! DOUZE FUCKING POINTS LOVES, DOUZE FUCKING POINTS!!!

 

[ButterTart]

I remember neither the shitty vocals nor the gay Road Warriors from the first time I watched this.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan

 

[Tisch]

Very HUNGARY for him

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerjebjen-azer-a-BAKU

 

[win_the_game]

ButterTart is going to wank all over this one.

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan