Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Iguana]

THIRSTY for Hungary

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd say FUCK ME HUNGARY, but he's probably a homophobe, so NO.

 

[Madison]

Oh phew. I though this was that awful child abuse song for a moment.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ACTUALLY FUCK ME HUNGARY!!

 

[Penelope]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOT THIS THROAT FULL OF GRAVEL DOGSHIT

 

[Iguana]

I'd say FUCK ME HUNGARY, but he's probably a homophobe, so NO.

I wouldn't care

 

[ButterTart]

His voice is FUCKED, but this song is the good shit.

 

[Soldi]

I'd say FUCK ME HUNGARY, but he's probably a homophobe, so NO.

Where as I’m not

 

[D5K]

The Swedish government should put an export ban on Eurovision songs.

But that’s what props up their economy!

 

[COB]

I unexpectedly LOVED Pioneer.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pointlessly weird t-shirt. Tit.

 

[Penelope]

Hungary - really doing their very BEST to MISS THE FUCKING POINT OF EUROVISION EVERY YEAR

 

[D5K]

His voice is FUCKED, but this song is shit.

I’ve corrected that for you.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The backing singer

 

[Suomi]

MIRACLE just scored 20/20 from Mrs Suomi and myself. It’s basically PERFECT!*





*this post was written with three backing typists

 

[Tisch]

Where as I’m not

You two get a zoom!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ACTUALLY FUCK ME HUNGARY!!

Everyone loves a bad boy.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where as I’m not

YOU'RE TWELVE!

 

[Penelope]

Someone fucking ELECTROCUTE IT!

 

[Lucille]

We all know the homophobic ones are the best fucks.

 

[ButterTart]

ButterTart is going to wank all over this one.

Miracle followed by this. I'm basically snorkelling in jizz and the night has only just begun. You won't BELIEVE my reaction to Georgia.

 

[Suomi]

It’s like your boyfriend wanting to pursue his dream on the stage but you just want him to finish that accounting qualification

 

[Soldi]

YOU'RE TWELVE!

You wanted the ATTENTION!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I must have been on DRUGS because this is a slow start so far.

 

[Iguana]

His voice is FUCKED, but this song is the good shit.

Had he just come out of throat surgery?!

 

[Madison]

I wonder if Sahlene would be up for Azeri citizenship.

 

[Dark Carnival]

You wanted the ATTENTION!

Always!

 

[Bumptious]

Just got home late after a detoured walk. Blown away by the stage of this year and arena!

Hungary’s jawline isn’t bad either

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thanks for the effort, love, but no.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary

 

[Suomi]

Not a very relatable singer than Hungarian one - there’s someone who doesn’t have to try at house parties

 

[Lucille]

Had he just come out of throat surgery?!

Sucking too many dicks

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary

 

[ButterTart]

What's Tracy from Coronation Street doing on here?

 

[Soldi]

Anyway @Dark Carnival lets PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE (15 years) for MADAME FRANCESCA

 

[Suomi]

Omg Italy is gonna be the first dance at our wedding

 

[Penelope]

Absolute DOG CANCER!

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary