Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Soldi]

Oh don’t pretend even you wouldn’t fuck Mans.

@ButterTart start boob rating the men pls

 

[Madison]

He persevered.

 

[VoR]

Bless, Montenegrin clearly spent ages learning all that and she just SHOOTS HIM DOWN

 

[AlgoAlex]

Bless the only gay in Montenegro

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell Malta

 

[Dark Carnival]

Seriously does anyone remember Malta??

 

[ButterTart]

Yellow really is a tricky colour.

I was about to say something awful in response to this. I'll PM it if you're desperate.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's ROOM IN THE BUTT?!

 

[Soldi]

Room in the butt

 

[Lucille]

‘Cause we have the money for it!’

 

[Dark Carnival]

There's room in MY BUTT

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart start boob rating the men pls

12 Verka

 

[Penelope]

Do hope Petra will be reduced to just deadpan machine gunning them with "SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF JUST GIVE ME THE TWELVE" by the final spokespersons

And SO IT CAME TO PASS WITH MONTENEGRO

 

[dmlaw]

If there's room in the heart, there's room in the butt. Words to live by.

 

[D5K]

i do not remember that from Gina at all

 

[D5K]

And that Carola shade!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10,000 Eurovision fans AND CAROLA!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

... and Carola

 

[Madison]

"10,000 Eurovision fans and Carola"

 

[Lucille]

There's room in MY BUTT

PLENTY I imagine!

 

[Soldi]

OMG France 3rd @Dark Carnival how do u feel duck

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is not even CLOSE! Canberra 2017!!

 

[Soldi]

There's room in MY BUTT

 

[Penelope]

10,000 Eurovision fans AND CAROLA!!!

She's really better classed as a hostile symbiotic parasite of the contest.

 

[Madison]

Dami Im - wonderful personality.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG France 3rd @Dark Carnival how do u feel duck

SO EXCITED GRENOBLE 2017!!!

 

[ButterTart]

It's fucking cruel to keep talking to Dami like she's going to win.

 

[D5K]

Wow this is almost as awkward as the curly wurly cake

 

[Soldi]

SO EXCITED GRENOBLE 2017!!!

What about MARSIELLE

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's fucking cruel to keep talking to Dami like she's going to win.

 

[ButterTart]

SO EXCITED GRENOBLE 2017!!!

Tonight I learnt Grenoble is in France.

 

[Penelope]

I'LL GO HAVE A LEMONADE WITH MY CREW

You just know her hymen isn't even a HANGING CHAD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I AM LEGIT ANXIOUS

 

[Suomi]

I don’t like it from here

 

[Dark Carnival]

Tonight I learnt Grenoble is in France.

WHERE did you think it was?

 

[D5K]

Paging Mr Sand to the glue factory please

 

[VoR]

"Has the televoting gone according to plan?"

NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY

 

[ButterTart]

WHERE did you think it was?

Poland

 

[Madison]

This is the best bit now.

 

[AlgoAlex]

SO EXCITED GRENOBLE 2017!!!

Ooh will there be enough capacity in those cable cars across the river ?!