Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[COB]

When was that Swedish interval performance where Carola shows up for a second then gets SHOVED off stage? Was that 2013, or a 2016 semi?

 

[Dark Carnival]

What about MARSIELLE

I don't know her

 

[Soldi]

SO EXCITED GRENOBLE 2017!!!

Participants ride down a SKI SLOPE in their postcard LIVE

 

[Penelope]

Can't wait for the Emancipation of Michał Szpak

 

[dmlaw]

Tonight I learnt Grenoble is in France.

It is the French for 'frog', after all.

 

[D5K]

When was that Swedish interval performance where Carola shows up for a second then gets SHOVED off stage? Was that 2013, or a 2016 semi?

2013

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can't wait for the Emancipation of Michał Szpak

NOT ENOUGH MANSONS IN THE WORLD

 

[ButterTart]

"Has the televoting gone according to plan?"

NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY

"The silly fucks have given Poland a shitload of points but as far as we can tell, those cheating bastards in Azerbaijan have kept a lid on it."

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BRUTAL

 

[win_the_game]

How the fuck did Jon Ola get the job when he can't even manage "WE HAVE A VALID TELEVOTE"? That's all the job requires.

 

[Madison]

"Zero points to Czech Republic"

History in the making

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG ZERO CEZCHIA

 

[Soldi]

UK lower than Ms. pokemon

 

[Lucille]

I'LL GO HAVE A LEMONADE WITH MY CREW

You just know her hymen isn't even a HANGING CHAD

WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

LOL MALTA HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Lucille]

Omg this is awful.

 

[D5K]

Whoa this rapid fire reveal is brutal

 

[COB]

Jamie-Lee more than DOUBLING her vote there

 

[Dark Carnival]

Only 34 for Italy

 

[ButterTart]

It is the French for 'frog', after all.

You wouldn't have thought I did French at A-Level, would you?

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG SHITTING MY PANTS

 

[Madison]

This is far too quick.

 

[Soldi]

Only 34 for Italy

Michelin woman DEAD

 

[D5K]

THIS IS TOO FAST

 

[Lucille]

The music I can’t take it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!!

 

[D5K]

I'M OUT OF BREATH

 

[Penelope]

God, this segment could be SO MUCH MORE FERAL FUN if only they showed the faces of each contestant after each point announcement

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They did slow it down after this year.

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS IS SO CRUEL

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[D5K]

I love the way they reinvented the vote reveal but that speed segment really didn't work.

 

[dmlaw]

Tenth place for Dontas Montardauskas.

 

[VoR]

They did slow it down after this year.

Then RUINED IT last year

 

[Dark Carnival]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Madison]

Oops, it keeps messing up.

 

[D5K]

Then RUINED IT last year

I guess we'll never know if 2020 would have switched it back.

 

[ButterTart]

Amir looks sad. The public are such cruel cunts.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Then RUINED IT last year

Oh I KNOW.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ZOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3