Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[Dark Carnival]

Who chose 2002?

 

[Soldi]

I convinced Mrs Suomi that Bebi Doll - Brazil caused the downfall of Yugoslavia last night

Just like the 2006 national final EVENTUALLY lead to Montenegrin independence

 

[Penelope]

I convinced Mrs Suomi that Bebi Doll - Brazil caused the downfall of Yugoslavia last night

I'm just glad she's finally been imprisoned for her crimes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HEAVY DYKE ENERGY TONIGHT. IS that why were feeling so TURNED OFF.

I LOVE THE LESBIANS!

 

[Tisch]

If I wasn't a BOTTLE DOWN. I'd have probably sacked this off after Switzerland. Thank GOD for what's come recently.

 

[Mats]

the riffs, the vocals, the energy

EMPOWERING ENTRY!

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia
05 Macedonia
05 Israel
04 La Suisse
10 Sweden
07 Finland
02 Denmark
06 Bosnia-H

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland
09 Sweden
08 Finland
07 Denmark
05 Bosnia

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
07 Finland
08 Denmark
07 Bosnia

 

[Madison]

MEDIOCRE FACT: That was the first Bosnian entry in Serbian.

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
-- Finland
09 Denmark
03 Bosnia

 

[Suomi]

OH GOD BELGIUM IS ONE OF MY LEAST FAVOURITES EVER

 

[Soldi]

To say it’s a SHIT year I’ve been VERY GENEROUS with my ranking

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who chose 2002?

Just blame VoR.

 

[Lucille]

There better be a fabulous Melfest lined up for after this PIG SWILL.

 

[Penelope]

Ugh NOT THIS BELGIAN SHIT

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland
06 Sweden
07 Finland
03 Denmark
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina

 

[ButterTart]

To think the war was over and they still chose this.

I think they were bored and trying to start a bit of beef. Some of these songs could definitely be categorised as acts of terror.

 

[Dark Carnival]

To think the war was over and they still chose this.

Clearly holding a GRUDGE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just blame VoR.

Oh I WILL

 

[D5K]

Why are all Eurovision songs called ‘Sister’ so shit?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh no Belgium not guitars

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I'm going to vote like Jark this evening. Its all the show deserves.

 

[Penelope]

OMG this is possibly even worse than S!STERS

 

[Mats]

Oh no Belgium not guitars

oh no Belgium not Belgium

 

[Suomi]

This is like fatherandy2 from dotmusic live on tv

 

[Tisch]

There's a lot of early 90s energy in this contest isn't there?

 

[D5K]

I’m getting Corinna May vibes from him

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are all Eurovision songs called ‘Sister’ so shit?

2 out of 2 so far for me. I'd say it's a definite yes.

 

[ButterTart]

Poor Germany can't even claim to have fielded the shittest song called 'Sister'.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There better be a fabulous Melfest lined up for after this PIG SWILL.

Oh I think we're one better @lolly

 

[lolly]

For the first time tonight, the feeling of GAY SHAME is outweighing the GAY HYPERBOLE

 

[Penelope]

FAT MAN, COCK ROCK and FAUX-BLUES ORGAN

This is literally EVERYTHING TERRIBLE ABOUT AMERICAN CULTURE

 

[Suomi]

OMG this is possibly even worse than S!STERS

and so weird Corinna May got to do two entries this year too

 

[OutSynk]

Minus infinity points

 

[Penelope]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SKIPPED 1997 FOR THIS!

 

[Alla]

This is crap too, I don't know why I'm watching this shitty year, I'm about to give up. What a BOREFEST.

 

[Lucille]

I think I'm going to vote like Jark this evening. Its all the show deserves.

PARALYTIC?

 

[Madison]

To be fair to VoR, he clearly warned everyone not to listen to him when he suggested 2002.

 

[Soldi]

This is SHIT I’m off for a PISS