Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[dmlaw]

Corinna to the backing singers - 'I hope none of you are dressed like sluts of wearing ridiculous hats. I want my vocals to be the centre of attention'. Backing singers - 'don't worry, we won't'.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stop stealing MIDDLE EAST fairy tales Europe! GET YOUR OWN.

 

[Soldi]

Oh she’s had a FEW

 

[Madison]

Fucking Wogan. How many times does he say "whiff of the souk"?

 

[Mats]

a WHIFF of the SOUK

AAH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FOXY

 

[Lucille]

Doesn’t Wogan always describe Turkey as a ‘whiff of the souk’ GOOD GRIEF.

Especially when they’re the only RELIABLE ENTRY.

 

[Penelope]

OMG Turkey have sent THE SPIRIT OF SOFU MARINOVA

 

[Soldi]

Fucking Wogan. How many times does he say "whiff of the souk"?

And it’s HARDLY belly dancing

 

[Mats]

Fucking Wogan. How many times does he say "whiff of the souk"?

this is my first time so it was pleasant for me

 

[ButterTart]

Tits rate for tonight may be almost as challenging as, well, rating the songs.

Estonia, Croatia, German backing singers... Other than that it's been like a support group for the survivors of facial gigantism.

 

[Penelope]

Oh god it's Turkey in WILD GOOSE CHASE FOR THE CHORUS MODE

 

[Tisch]

YOO-DOO-Do-DO

 

[Suomi]

Omg I sign the DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB-DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB
bit to Mrs Suomi sometimes just to wake him up

 

[Penelope]

I'm of the view that Eurovision 2002 is the one that's most entertaining compared to how good the songs are

 

[Soldi]

To think they went from this to SERTAB in 12 months

 

[OutSynk]

MUZKURUM

ZUZKURUM

NURGUNUM

 

[win_the_game]

Love this glorious Turkish mess.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This would be GIBBERISH in English.

 

[Penelope]

Omg I sign the DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB-DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB
bit to Mrs Suomi sometimes just to wake him up

NARRATOR: two years later, Mr and Mrs Suomi got a divorce

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank god for some belly dancing and TIT SHAKING from Turkey!

 

[dmlaw]

Doesn’t Wogan always describe Turkey as a ‘whiff of the souk’ GOOD GRIEF.

Especially when there the only RELIABLE ENTRY.

Not always. Sometimes he goes on about belly dancing until someone turns up to wipe his fevered brow with a yashmak.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I sign the DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB-DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB
bit to Mrs Suomi sometimes just to wake him up

LUCKY BOY!

 

[Tisch]

Male backing dancer is like the token gay on a hen do

And turkey said Eurovision was too gay!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland
09 Sweden
08 Finland
07 Denmark
05 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
08 France
10 Germany
07 Turkey

 

[Mats]

more SCHWUNG on the HIPS, little gay man! SHAME!

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
07 Finland
08 Denmark
07 Bosnia
00 Belgium
12 France
03 Germany
04 Turkey

 

[Lucille]

Wogan has the WHIFF OF THE CUNT to him don’t you think.

 

[Tisch]

I feel like she forgot ALL the words and just made it up as she went along

DOO DOO DO DO DOOOO

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland
06 Sweden
07 Finland
03 Denmark
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
02 Belgium
09 France
05 Germany
08 Turkey

 

[Suomi]

NARRATOR: two years later, Mr and Mrs Suomi got a divorce

judge: do you have anything to say in your defence
me: I do
judge: well what is it
me: DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB-DOB-A-DOB-A-DO—DOB-A-DOB-A-DOB

 

[D5K]

Now this one is GOOD

 

[lolly]

Wogan has the WHIFF OF THE CUNT to him don’t you think.

At least it's as dead as Cilla's

 

[ButterTart]

Corinna was quite upbeat about failing to secure the win. "I'm still a strong, confident black woman and they can't take that away from me."

Well, since everyone else was making the jokes...

 

[Penelope]

SPOILER: during the remainder of Terry Wogan's life, Malta did not win.

 

[Tisch]

Wogan has the WHIFF OF THE CUNT to him don’t you think.

Where have YOU been?

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
-- Finland
09 Denmark
03 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
10 France
12 Germany
05 Turkey

 

[ButterTart]

ANOTHER cupboard faced one.

 

[Suomi]

When Ira blew that dried semen from her chest, over in Liverpool @VoR became gay

 

[sewerynsven]

2002 is one of the worst years ever...but still fun to watch...and c'mon Celine represents one of the countries every single year lol....this time she represents France hehe