Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[ButterTart]

So sad what happened to the fourth Mama

At least Jasmine Masters Mama knows for future reference that waterboarding isn't just a harmless prank.

 

[COB]

Yes it's too late for love now GET TO FUCK

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden

 

[win_the_game]

He’s far too earnest.

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden

 

[RJN]

So American

I had typed something like "i forgot British people hate confidence" but didn't want to offend

 

[ButterTart]

EW EW EW

DON'T YOU WINK AT ME WITCH

I have a TWITCH
Just close your curtains if it's bothering you.

 

[Penelope]

OMG love this citalopram overdose retelling of Romeo & Juliet

 

[Beverley]

I love these rude, miserable cunts

 

[dmlaw]

I may be misremembering but I thought he had to be convinced to do this instead

Then Dotter would have won Melodifestivalen and we would all not be in Stockholm right now.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
72 Sweden

 

[Apoca]

I had forgotten about some his vocals in the last chorus. Struggling a bit after the key change, eh?

Still have a lot of time for the song and the MAMAS, of course.

 

[Madison]

Creep

 

[Beverley]

I had forgotten about some his vocals in the last chorus. Struggling a bit after the key change, eh?

Still have a lot of time for the song and the MAMAS, of course.

Truly tragic

 

[Penelope]

Then Dotter would have won Melodifestivalen and we would all not be in Stockholm right now.

That was 2020, not 2019 - 2019 was Bishara in second

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd hate to know these two.

 

[Beverley]

Creep

He was so rude in the pressers

 

[COB]

I'm feeling this so far.

 

[GNL]

She definitely killed him and turned him into a LAMPSHADE after the contest.

 

[RJN]

I still hate American Mama who moved to Sweden for work and refused to learn the language

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This staging (or specifically, her) is SO UNNERVING.

Is the gentleman still alive?

 

[dmlaw]

I had typed something like "i forgot British people hate confidence" but didn't want to offend

Don't worry. If you offend us, we'll just apologise to you for it.

 

[Soldi]

The Fred & Rose West of Slovenia

 

[Penelope]

I still hate American Mama who moved to Sweden for work and refused to learn the language

Pfft, as if Swedes would even LET her learn the language

 

[Madison]

He was so rude in the pressers

Mr Slovenia?

 

[Beverley]

She definitely killed him and turned him into a LAMPSHADE after the contest.

He deserved it

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck, the misery twins mumbling into each other's chests while thinking about how great they are for being vegan and having different pronouns for each of their alters.

HATE this song.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I think this is my most played song of this competition. I love it.

 

[Beverley]

Mr Slovenia?

Yup

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sweet but a psycho, but not sweet.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope their break up was really vicious.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like the song though.

 

[GNL]

Pfft, as if Swedes would even LET her learn the language

The chef from the muppets makes it look so EASY.

 

[Beverley]

I think this is my most played song of this competition. I love it.

My sis has TASTE

 

[Suomi]

John looks like the sort of person who listens with genuine interest to your anecdotes and says 'wow, that's so cool' every time you finish a sentence.

wow, that's so cool

 

[Iguana]

Their connection with the audience isn't great is it?

 

[Madison]

Burn it with fire.

 

[dmlaw]

That was 2020, not 2019 - 2019 was Bishara in second

It isn't stil 2020?

 

[Apoca]

I thought this was nice and ethereal PRE-Tel Aviv but it didn't STICK.