Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST (1 Viewer)

[Apoca]

Can't wait for EVIL BRIDE Elena to win, so we get Eleni, Tamta and Elena as HOSTS in 2022

 

[dmlaw]

I'm picturing her daughter watching the show with her friends.

"Is that your Mum?" "No."

 

[Penelope]

Love that crowd LUSTILY ROARING FOR MORE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
72 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus

 

[Beverley]

No it ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T!

Live, YES IT DID, MISSY

 

[ButterTart]

Now the only woman who failed her job interview at the brothel for being too slaggy.

Her legs are clearly passing acquaintances at best.

 

[Soldi]

LOVE IT! Long live the Cypriot female BANGER run

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia
11 Cyprus

 

[RJN]

When I see the word Cyprus, I think of ths:

Also I looked up Cyprus on the map, has it recently MOVED or has it always been in the Middle East?!

 

[Penelope]

In many ways the PERFECT preamble for the Netherlands

 

[COB]

Can't wait for EVIL BRIDE Elena to win, so we get Eleni, Tamta and Elena as HOSTS in 2022

Oh DON'T, I'll be even more devastated if it doesn't happen now

 

[Soldi]

I like to think the Netherlands only won because they had the Macarena as their postcard music.

 

[Iguana]

Oh here he comes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One for admirers of the larger toothed gentleman.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Piss break. I'm sure I won't need to pay attention to this one anyway

 

[Penelope]

Love this little queen getting his life before he goes into his emotional abuse ballad

 

[ButterTart]

One for admirers of the larger toothed gentleman.

He looks like hipster Skeletor.

 

[GNL]

Loo break.

 

[COB]

Now I only heard Arcade for the first time recently, and have listened a few times but honestly can't remember anything about it.

 

[Suomi]

70 Malta
75 Albania
50 Czech Republic
100 Germany
60 Russia
00 Denmark
80 San Marino
30 North Macedonia
76 Sweden
74 Slovenia
50 Cyprus

 

[Penelope]

70 Malta
75 Albania
50 Czech Republic
100 Germany
60 Russia
00 Denmark
80 San Marino
30 North Macedonia
76 Sweden
74 Slovenia
50 Cyprus

OMG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

UK AND AMERICAN CHART HIT!

 

[dmlaw]

Okay. I know it doesn't exactly bang, but Arcade IS a great song.

 

[Beverley]

I love Duncan so much. I predicted this for the win first time I heard it, girls.

We gonna get married. Mrs Bev says she'll be the flower girl

Will shave his teeth down before the wedding night, obvs

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine if this had been our song. "OMG he's just sat in front of a piano he's definitely coming last"

 

[D5K]

Thank god the extended break means we don’t have a load of Arcade clones this year.

 

[Iguana]

I love how during the French selection process, where he was a judge, he said something like "You'll never win Eurovision with a bland song."

 

[COB]

Also I spent a lot of my childhood in arcades, they didn't sound like this thank goodness. Where's CHUN-LI?!

 

[Iguana]

Tout l'univers is quite similar to this isn't it!

 

[RJN]

UK AND AMERICAN CHART HIT!

Good for him for getting an American hit, but its NO Ooh Aah Just A Little Bit

 

[Tisch]

Can't wait for EVIL BRIDE Elena to win, so we get Eleni, Tamta and Elena as HOSTS in 2022

A true WITCHES BREW

 

[Beverley]

CHILLS WHEN SHE THROWS HER ARMS BACK AND THE MOON COMES OUT

 

[ButterTart]

Will shave his teeth down before the wedding night, obvs

I've got an orbital sander for a reasonable price if you want a lend of it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can feel the scrapy blow job from here.

 

[GNL]

Also I spent a lot of my childhood in arcades, they didn't sound like this thank goodness. Where's CHUN-LI?!

It really is rude to release a song called Arcade and not make it at least slightly BLEEP BLOOPy.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
72 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus
87 The Netherlands

 

[ButterTart]

Tout l'univers is quite similar to this isn't it!

Except Duncan isn't dressed like a sofa that's on sale for £30 down the British Heart Foundation.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus
75 Netherlands

 

[Apoca]

Another one in the quite long line of "it's fine for a winner" but not something that has stood the test of time.