Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
10 The Netherlands

 

[Beverley]

I can feel the scrapy blow job from here.

His latest look is NOT the one, but I can fix THAT RIGHT UP

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus
80 Netherlands

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Another one in the quite long line of "it's fine for a winner" but not something that has stood the test of time.

And yet it utterly has!

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this FEMFRESH ADVERT from Greece!

 

[D5K]

Never saw the fuss about this one.

 

[Soldi]

God I love 2019 SO MUCH

Now for Greece ruining what was a lovely pop song

 

[RJN]

Another one in the quite long line of "it's fine for a winner" but not something that has stood the test of time.

But it was a hit this year

 

[Tisch]

HONK!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like this!

 

[COB]

OMG

 

[GNL]

My friend is watching this for the first time.

He's already said that Duncan was the worst so far and that he wants to visit Tel Aviv.

He's got a big storm coming

 

[Beverley]

FUCK OFF JESS GLYNNE

 

[Apoca]

This one was all FUR, SWORDS and NO KNICKERS.

 

[Penelope]

LESBIAN FENCERS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel like I should support this based on the David Sneddon link alone. But that is a struggle too far.

 

[COB]

Hate this staging but it DOES make me want to get into wicca

 

[Penelope]

THE GIANT ORB FROM BEHIND THE STAGE

 

[ButterTart]

Explosion in the staging factory.

Great song, mind.

 

[GNL]

I love this weird FRILLY CULT LEADER perf but the song is so MEH.

 

[Penelope]

Hate this staging but it DOES make me want to get into wicca

Oh WHAT DOESN'T!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel like I should support this based on the David Sneddon link alone. But that is a struggle too far.

She's David Sneddon?

 

[Alla]

Playing this in the background. The INSANITY of the Greek staging, like if they bought random things and had to fit them all in the performance.

 

[dmlaw]

Greece must have been the last to the props cupboard.

"We've found some fencing outfits and a giant ball." "Yes."

 

[Apoca]

THAT VOCAL.

 

[Suomi]

This Greek performance is Penelope

 

[Soldi]

FUCK OFF JESS GLYNNE

This song is about the time she was barred from entering a restaurant because she wore a hoodie

 

[D5K]

Ouch the right note wasn’t in there anywhere

 

[Penelope]

The LOTUS LEAVES!

It really IS one long advert AGAINST CYSTITIS!

 

[RJN]

There's something a bit Midsommar about the background

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus
75 Netherlands
76 Greece

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
10 The Netherlands
07 Greece

 

[ButterTart]

She's David Sneddon?

The link is that she's also survived an assassination attempt by Sinead Quinn.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus
87 The Netherlands
73 Greece

 

[Tisch]

THAT WAS...

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus
80 Netherlands
44 Greece

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HALF WAY through the songs, but only 3% through the show.

 

[Beverley]

This song is about the time she was barred from entering a restaurant because she wore a hoodie

Penny deserves all the abuse she gets

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG LOVE THIS HORSE CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Not them getting the Israeli contestant to film his postcard in Jerusalem