Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[Apoca]

 

[GNL]

Honestly HOW didn't this get a LANDSLIDE?

 

[Beverley]

I want to hear this in a dark club

Come visit us in Europe, little girl

 

[COB]

Could you believe they're ALL STRAIGHT?!

Oh, "queer-adjacent" is it? TYPICAL

 

[dmlaw]

Well, Iceland have won and I see that it's Estonia and then Belarus next, so this seems a good time for me to go.

 

[RJN]

I wonder if we'll get anything like this in Americavision

 

[Penelope]

The dark-haired one's a bit ELON MUSK, isn't he?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He holds the note. Total voice crack in the semis.

 

[Penelope]

JAWDROPPING key change!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, "queer-adjacent" is it? TYPICAL

To be fair, some straight people are also terrible perverts.

 

[Tisch]

SUCH a good voice as well. It's amazing how he gets it to sound like that

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Very angry @ButterTart pointed out the timing difficulties. I've now clocked it and it's irritating me. I preferred ignorance

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
10 The Netherlands
07 Greece
08 Israel
12455 Norway
-1 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland

 

[Soldi]

I want to be MURDERED to that!

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus
80 Netherlands
44 Greece
90 Israel
97 Norway
50 United Kingdom
100 Iceland

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus
87 The Netherlands
73 Greece
05 Israel
92 Norway
17 United Kingdom
84 Iceland

 

[Soldi]

Oh not the guy that knocked One By One out of Melfest 2015

 

[GNL]

I want to be MURDERED to that!

HAMMER MAN do your worst

 

[Apoca]

Oh no, not her.

 

[Penelope]

Oh no, not this DOGPISS!

 

[COB]

Off for a wee x

 

[Beverley]

THE CHRONE FOR MY ASS NOT MY EARS

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit I went out for a cig and missed Iceland

The glorious cuntishness of bookending Michael with KEiiNO and Hatari.

 

[GNL]

Estonia pioneering lockdown hair

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The lyrical genius of this, rhyming "this" with "this".....

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is pretty rubbish, but he could shit on my chest.

 

[RJN]

Wonder how this guy felt watching the last performance, knowing that he was going to do something so boring after

 

[Beverley]

Estonia pioneering lockdown hair

Is this who you modelled the look on?

 

[Apoca]

This making the finals = white male being rewarded for being BARELY AVERAGE.

 

[Penelope]

He has all the charisma of an Android update.

 

[ButterTart]

Eurovision just got a touch of Crone's Disease.

I swear to God his voice just gets higher as the years pass. His song at Melfest 2023 will just be three minutes of him giving Labradors a seizure.

 

[Soldi]

The camera fuckup is the best part of this perf

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wonder how this guy felt watching the last performance, knowing that he was going to do something so boring after

Ask Soldi how he feels posting after every other poster.

 

[Beverley]

CAT SHIT

 

[GNL]

This is pretty rubbish, but he could shit on my chest.

V handsome but he needs a HATARI MAKEOVER to get any points from me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ask Soldi how he feels posting after every other poster.

I'M JOKING!

 

[Apoca]

Eurovision just got a touch of Crone's Disease.

OMG THAT'S WHERE AND WHEN I GOT IT.

 

[Soldi]

Ask Soldi how he feels posting after every other poster.

This coming from the most prolific poster?

 

[ButterTart]

I did have to give him points for the supremely cunty face he pulled at Melfest when he thought he'd come fifth.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is his hanky in hanky code?