Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Dark Carnival]

MY ANUS IS TWITCHING!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

It's coming in a minute... coincidentally so am I...

The shirtless guy?

 

[octophone]

That was SO for the gays.

 

[Soldi]

It's coming in a minute... coincidentally so am I...

Who would have thought YOU would be the one wacking one out over the dancer

 

[Dark Carnival]

BRING IN THE VENTILATOR GIRLS!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

CROOOOOAK!!!

 

[ButterTart]

SHE MOVED THE FUCKING SUN WITH THE SHEER POWER OF HER MIND AND ALLA'S LOVE.

 

[Tisch]

THIS IS ALSO DRAG

We were literally just saying her red dress is like the the big outfits the queen's wear at the finale when it's obvious there's loads of shit underneath it

 

[Penelope]

That was SO for the gays.

The UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!

 

[Raining on Me]

WHY DIDN'T THIS HEAVENLY EXPERIENCE WIN??

 

[Beverley]

The last note kills me everytime. She was doing such a brilliant job

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro
05 Germany
02 Poland
100 Latvia
05 Romania
08 Spain

 

[Tisch]

Someone had a story about the Spanish backup dancer on Grindr I'm sure. STEP FORWARD

 

[D5K]

Is that a dildo?

 

[Madison]

Why is Austria showing off its fire services?

 

[Penelope]

God this year really is a pure back and forth between the utterly sublime and the UTTERLY FOUL

10 Latvia
00 Romania
12 Spain
00 Hungary

 

[FetchFugly]

That performance had it all. QUEEN.

 

[ButterTart]

The last note kills me everytime. She was doing such a brilliant job

I know. She really shit down her own legs there, but moving a celestial body across the sky is bound to have knackered her out.

 

[VoR]

I think this is actually my most hated Eurovision song ever.

 

[Soldi]

“Do you know our earth is a mess”

She had NO FUCKING IDEA what was coming in the glory days of 2015

 

[Dark Carnival]

No recollection of this entry!

 

[octophone]

Oh dear.

This poor love looks like she's been dropped from a gantry and had landed awkwardly.

 

[OutSynk]

Spain was the worst thing I've ever heard and the best thing I've ever seen.

 

[Penelope]

I think this is actually my most hated Eurovision song ever.

*VoR bombs hospital*

 

[D5K]

What classics did we lose in the semis this year?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is that a dildo?

PURPLE DILDO

 

[ButterTart]

The shirtless guy?

I realised he was about to happen as soon as I posted. Bugger anyway.

 

[COB]

Oh I recall making some stupid joke about Boggie being BOGGIN' () and it still stands

 

[VoR]

The AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAD TO SIT THROUGH THIS DRIPPY SHIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think this is actually my most hated Eurovision song ever.

!

 

[Tisch]

I think this is actually my most hated Eurovision song ever.

But she's dripping in CHARISMA

 

[Beverley]

I know. She really shit down her own legs there, but moving a celestial body across the sky is bound to have knackered her out.

Who told her to throw in the STRICTLY ROUTINE in as WELL?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I presume I was unconscious by this stage. I remember NONE OF THEM.

 

[ButterTart]

What was her name? Shitty or Scummy or something weird.

 

[Soldi]

I realised he was about to happen as soon as I posted. Bugger anyway.

Oh we ALL KNOW LOVE no need to hide it anymore

 

[Beverley]

Drivel

 

[octophone]

TONIGHT AT BUTLINS

A TRIBUTE TO HAVING A PERSONALITY

 

[Soldi]

What was her name? Shitty or Scummy or something weird.

BOGGI

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ciao Hungary

 

[Lucille]

BRING IN THE VENTILATOR GIRLS!!