Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[ButterTart]

TONIGHT AT BUTLINS

A TRIBUTE TO HAVING A PERSONALITY

 

[Alla]

I don't know if you know this, but 2 euroqueens that were in the press center leaked the whole Edurne performance during rehearsals, filming the screens in the press center, which is totally forbidden. They were commenting the performance and called her prostitute among other things. It was a huge scandal here.

 

[Penelope]

To be fair, you do kind of see the point of Syria after that.

 

[Iguana]

06 Slovenia
09 France
06 Israel
07 Estonia
04 UK
05 Armenia
06 Lithuania
06 Serbia
06 Norway
10 Sweden
04 Cyprus
06 Australia
09 Belgium
08 Austria
07 Greece
05 Montenegro
05 Germany
05 Poland
07 Latvia
05 Romania
10 Spain
02 Hungary

 

[ButterTart]

BOGGI

You'd just call yourself Brenda or something, wouldn't you?

 

[Tisch]

My first zero of the evenings ladies!

I might give a one actually cos she seemed nice.

 

[dmlaw]

I quite like the sound of this one but the lyrics are appalling. I think it might have been a favourite if it had been in Hungarian.

 

[VoR]

What classics did we lose in the semis this year?

I would've put Hope Never Dies through. Everything else deserved to fail though.

Walk Along and Unbroken I love on record but they both destroyed their chances with the live perfs.

 

[Beverley]

Spain was the worst thing I've ever heard and the best thing I've ever seen.

We're SO ovah

 

[COB]

Oh I remember this CROW QUEEN

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh who’s this upcoming RAVEN QUEEN.

 

[ButterTart]

It's the WRONG WARRIOR, Gromit.

#Justice4Malta

 

[Tisch]

You'd just call yourself Brenda or something, wouldn't you?

JEAN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro
05 Germany
02 Poland
100 Latvia
05 Romania
08 Spain
01 Hungary

 

[Madison]

The only notable thing about this one is the use of the word ‘oximated’.

 

[D5K]

Did the other Warrior make it to the final?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh HER.

 

[D5K]

The only notable thing about this one is the use of the word ‘oximated’.

Is it a real word?

 

[Soldi]

You’ve left the straighteners on LOVE

 

[Penelope]

LOVE this. ALL FUR CUNT AND NO KNICKERS

 

[VoR]

She's so much better than this half-written song.

 

[Tisch]

Tonight the theme is...

Digimon extravaganza!!

 

[OutSynk]

Georgia off its TITS as usual.

 

[Alla]

Too much smoke, was that Austrian piano still burning?

 

[octophone]

If Sophie Ellis-Bextor had got into Nine Inch Nails...

 

[dmlaw]

What classics did we lose in the semis this year?

Portugal should have been a qualifier. And Finland for the giggles of making everyone listen to it again.

 

[ButterTart]

Was that dynamic long shot of some dry ice supposed to happen, or were Etzia's stage managers getting in some early practice?

 

[Suomi]

08 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
10 Estonia
00 UK
00 Armenia
05 Lithuania
02 Serbia
10 Norway
10 Sweden
00 Cyprus
09 Australia
08 Belgium
03 Austria
04 Greece
09 Montenegro
10 Germany
05 Poland
10 Latvia
08 Romania
09 Spain
00 Hungary

 

[Tisch]

A very GOOD SIX

 

[Madison]

Is it a real word?

Yes. It means converted into an oxime.

 

[Lucille]

Is she Go_a’s granddaughter?

 

[D5K]

Was that dynamic long shot of some dry ice supposed to happen, or were Etzia's stage managers getting in some early practice?

Well the close ups of dry ice weren’t working

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro
05 Germany
02 Poland
100 Latvia
05 Romania
08 Spain
01 Hungary
07 Georgia

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh Warrior girl really is ALL PISS and no knickers

"world gonna listen to me.." right okay..

 

[octophone]

Mercury tears and thigh-highs. ZEHR GOTH.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is she Go_a’s granddaughter?

Great.

 

[Iguana]

Well, she's even more isolated now

 

[COB]

I'd love her to RUIN me in the final dungeon of a Final Fantasy game.

 

[Beverley]

It happens so often that these Eastern countries send half-baked tracks fronted by incredible performers determined to make something of the.

Still leaves me cold tho

 

[Penelope]

10 Latvia
00 Romania
12 Spain
00 Hungary
09 Georgia

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT FOR ME 2015