Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Tisch]

This is RATHER PLAIN.

Yeah not doing much for me

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia

 

[octophone]

This is the first thing I;ve ever seen that made Paganism look shit.

 

[Beverley]

All Armenia songs are about genocide. Qele qele is the Armenian for Kemal Ataturk murdered my grandfather.

And is Love Wave about a particular pogrom?

 

[Iguana]

Don't deny, guys

 

[octophone]

Also, what frigging time signature is this in? Blowed if I can follow it.

 

[Alla]

Imagine falling into this cult. Embarrassing

This is the kind of cult Madonna would join.

 

[D5K]

So with the genocide theme and the background tree Jamala didn’t have to think too hard did she?

 

[Iguana]

That last note, OUCH

 

[VoR]

I'd like this so much more of the final note was them all whispering "GENOCIDE!" while doing Jazz Hands.

 

[Beverley]

Time for the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

 

[COB]

Gays in lederhosen! VILE

 

[Lucille]

The harmonies are

 

[Madison]

Well I hope you all learned a lesson about not denying things.

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
13 UK
05 Armenia

 

[Lucille]

Gays! VILE

SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg Lithuania.. this queen I'm watching this with is already in TEARS !

 

[Raining on Me]

They look like they came to sacrifice somebody.

But so half heartedly they couldn't be bothered in the end

 

[Bumptious]

This is the kind of cult Madonna would join.

Under her eye

 

[octophone]

Oh so this is where Kylie got the idea for Golden?

 

[OutSynk]

02 Slovenia
02 France
07 Israel
08 Estonia
02 UK
01 Armenia

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd rim Lithuania

 

[D5K]

What a weird shaped face. He’s like a mini pop come to life.

 

[Tisch]

All the sexual energy of a girl and her slightly older awkard step dad

 

[dmlaw]

And now the single most hateful staging choice in the history of Eurovision. I hope they both get Coronavirus and have to share a ward with Boris Johnson.

 

[octophone]

First properly nice outfit of the night on the lass.

 

[COB]

Omg Lithuania.. this queen I'm watching this with is already in TEARS !

It's not THAT bad, surely

 

[Beverley]

Musically SUSPECT

 

[octophone]

UUGH!!

Bloody breeders, showing it down everyone's throats...

 

[Tisch]

Should've been warning for the lesbain content

 

[Iguana]

They should have gone all the way

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's... messy.

Stop shoving your heterosexuality down our throats!

 

[Lucille]

It makes me quite glad I’ll never touch another human being again actually.

 

[COB]

More homosexuality propaganda

 

[VoR]

This could be great if they'd written a second half to the chorus.

 

[FetchFugly]

WOAH-OH-OH-OH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania

 

[octophone]

Oh, Mate. Don't put that arm up at that angle...

 

[Tisch]

Nice of them to stick the Macedonian flag on their backdrop