Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[VoR]

I can never get over the vaginal smoke signals in the background. WHO signed off on that?!

 

[ButterTart]

SHE DOESN'T STAND IN FRONT OF HER LIGHT PROPERLY AND THAT'S WHY NOBODY GAVE HER ANY POINTS.

 

[dmlaw]

Poor Ann Sophie. I can only assume that most of Europe were still in the toilet after Montenegro.

 

[D5K]

I think we’re through the highlights this evening now

 

[Tisch]

The clip of Ann Sophie 'winning ' the German national selection bias DELIGHT btw.

 

[octophone]

I'm now buying a bunch of avant-garde CDs. No matter how hard Moopy tries, I just cannot go full Eurovision...

 

[Lucille]

HOW?!

I have Serbia at 9.5 as I tried to score CONSERVATIVELY IN THE BEGINNING. It wasn’t NEEDED AS IT TURNS OUT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro
05 Germany

 

[Bumptious]

Anna Kendrick’s butch sis

 

[Lucille]

Shall we turn this off and skip straight to swapping hole pics.

 

[Soldi]

I think we’re through the highlights this evening now

There’s still Polina being held at gunpoint

 

[OutSynk]

Seriously we've seen worse things tonight!

That annoying chorus + nox is almost taking me out.

 

[COB]

How are everyone's addictions this evening?

I forgot to buy alcohol but I'm DEMOLISHING Kit Kats like there's no tomorrow

 

[D5K]

The clip of Ann Sophie 'winning ' the German national selection bias DELIGHT btw.

Oh was this the year of the fat guy?

 

[Tisch]

Awww poor Germania this really isn't THAT bad

I gave it at least an 05 in moopyvision!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm now buying a bunch of avant-garde CDs. No matter how hard Moopy tries, I just cannot go full Eurovision...

Stick around for Latvia.

 

[Beverley]

SHE DOESN'T STAND IN FRONT OF HER LIGHT PROPERLY AND THAT'S WHY NOBODY GAVE HER ANY POINTS.

Oh DEAR!

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh Sophie You did NOT deserve that fate

(She was run over by a stolen Lidl trolley before anyone thinks I'm giving spoilers, I mean as if)

 

[FetchFugly]

I quite like this despite some of the vocal affectations being very unnecessary.

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
12 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden
03 Cyprus
08 Australia
12 Belgium
07 Austria
08 Greece
11 Montenegro
06 Germany

 

[Madison]

Cheer up. She might win!

 

[Tisch]

GERMANY -12 POINTS

 

[Beverley]

Stick around for Latvia.

MISS @octophone, she's RIGHT!

 

[Iguana]

10 to go!

 

[Tisch]

Oh was this the year of the fat guy?

Yes!

 

[dmlaw]

I can never get over the vaginal smoke signals in the background. WHO signed off on that?!

Probably the same person who allowed the stage at 1980 to be dominated by a giant spread fanny. Or it would have been if they weren't dead now.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Sophie You did NOT deserve that fate

(She was run over by a stolen Lidl trolley before anyone thinks I'm giving spoilers, I mean as if)

'Slow down Polina, it's the PCP making you do this' they all shouted. But it was too late.

 

[Iguana]

Louise!!

 

[Soldi]

Probably the same person who allowed the stage at 1980 to be dominated by a giant spread fanny. Or it would have been if they weren't dead now.

Poor Johnny Logan

 

[D5K]

Wow look at those legs!

 

[octophone]

How are everyone's addictions this evening?

Like I say, I;m buying avant-garde CDs online.

 

[Tisch]

Louise!!

Hi girls!

 

[Iguana]

Wow look at those legs! Shame they don’t work.

OH MY GOD

 

[Madison]

Is she the first bewheelchaired entrant?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg this queen I'm watching this with just said: If she gets up I'll guve her full points for staging !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Awaiting Moopy's anti disabled comments...

 

[VoR]

How did Poland go from softcore porn to THIS?

 

[D5K]

I have a sudden urge to buy some fabric softener.

 

[COB]

Stick around for Latvia.

Yes! @octophone YOU MUST!

 

[octophone]

Wow look at those legs! Shame they don’t work.