We're off to playgroup this morning and maybe soft play this afternoon
So am I. Working Saturdays sucks'Ello.
It's Friday.
But I'm working tomorrow.

Mandy and I are (top secret) looking in to getting married at Gretna Green![]()
It won't be anything fancy. We want cheap and simple.How exciting. I do love a good wedding.
Mandy and I are (top secret) looking in to getting married at Gretna Green![]()
Eurgh same. It makes me dislike eating them.Raspberries are great but I always get a seed stuck in my teeth and it fucks me off.
If you're in Scotland at the time...Are we all invited?
If you're in Scotland at the time...
Or the island for a party.
So you are!I’m ALWAYS in Scotland (unless I’m on holiday of course).
Mandy and I are (top secret) looking in to getting married at Gretna Green![]()
So you are!
But it'll be a surprise wedding. Because we don't want everyone fussing for months.
Because we've always said we want to get married there. All weddings we've been to on the island are the standard hotel wedding, disco etc. We want a bit different. And cheaper. Gretna is about £800.Why Gretna Green?
If you're in Scotland at the time...
Or the island for a party.
I'll be round Rita's so we'll come together.
excellent. Please dress smart casual.It's totally a cliché! But so are standard hotel weddings. Literally every wedding I've ever been to has been in a hotel. With the same company doing the decorations etc.I get the no fuss business totally. I just think (admittedly probably with no good cause) that Gretna Green is a bit of a cliche. But I guess they are very set up for it, if nothing else. And I know you love a bit of scenery.
ExactlyAnd I suppose you could make Gretna like a Wedding Road Trip![]()

As if Rita wouldn't purposely outdress both brides![]()

Stop it you. I am trying to wing myself an invite here.![]()
We want cheap and simple.
Want to be my wedding planner?You called?
It's totally a cliché! But so are standard hotel weddings. Literally every wedding I've ever been to has been in a hotel. With the same company doing the decorations etc.
Plus yes...scenery is very important.
Our only other cheap option is a registry office. That seems a bit too simple.
Ah this is exactly what I wanted to read!! One of my other friends announced they're getting married and spending £20,000! Mandy and I are looking at spending £1000 and I felt like ours would be shit and our friends will compare the two.As someone with a few weddings under his belt I can tell you that a registry office and a meal/pissup with all your mates dressed up is just as much fun as a £30k country manor wedding. Its the people and the love that make it, not the venue and the spend.
Want to be my wedding planner?
If it’s anything approaching a KITTEN HEEL I am OUT.
Sounds perfect. Maybe some space raiders as well. Let's keep it classy.Depends. How do you feel about some second hand My Little Pony bunting and 2 jumbo packs of vegan Frazzles?
Fuck spending that money on others, Rachey. Put it all on the honeymoon. I assume you're planning about SIX of them.
obviously. We've already got a cruise booked for November so depending on when we get married we may use that as our honeymoon