Friday doesn’t even BOTHER with a DAILY THREAD

[funky]

He clearly wasn’t worth your time so yes, fill yourself up on brownies grab a bottle of plonk and sit back and think of....Eurovision.

he wasn’t thats why I’m alone he was hinting at coming back to mine but I wasn’t feeling it.

 

[COB]

Well I meant a date that doesn't end in bed is alright when it's the start of a relationship, but your way works too

 

[Soldi]

Omg I bet @COB thinks I’m a SLAG!

 

[funky]

Well I meant a date that doesn't end in bed is alright when it's the start of a relationship, but your way works too

the fact that I didn’t realise the clear logic of what you meant suggests that I’m either a slut or dead inside

 

[Rita]

he wasn’t thats why I’m alone he was hinting at coming back to mine but I wasn’t feeling it.

I have had many a date cut short because of an emergency at home. It can get quite tiring but keep at it. Listen to me sounding all

 

[Rita]

Omg I bet @COB thinks I’m a SLAG!

You are YOUNG. It is your job to be promiscuous.

 

[COB]

Omg I bet @COB thinks I’m a SLAG!

I don't! I think it might be moopy common knowledge that ZG and I didn't exactly move slowly when we first met

 

[Soldi]

I don't! I think it might be moopy common knowledge that ZG and I didn't exactly move slowly when we first met

 

[funky]

I don’t regret tonight because it was good conversation and it got me out the house. And an excuse to have a shower

but fucking hell how hard is it to get a GOOD SHAG?

 

[funky]

I don't! I think it might be moopy common knowledge that ZG and I didn't exactly move slowly when we first met

I think all of my 3 proper relationships started as one night stands.

don’t copy me though kids!

 

[Rita]

I don’t think there is anything WRONG with having sex on the first date. Some of the men I have been with were just too god damn sexy to say no to. We are only human.

 

[Rita]

Turns out they were pretty and fair to middling in bed and that was IT, but you live and learn.

 

[funky]

And you can’t learn if you don’t live, Reet!

 

[Rita]

And you can’t learn if you don’t live, Reet!

By God I have LIVED, and I’m not over the hill just yet.

 

[funky]

Amen sister!

 

[funky]

NOT DEAD YET

 

[Suomi]

What was the date like

 

[win_the_game]

I think all of my 3 proper relationships started as one night stands.

don’t copy me though kids!

That's how all of my relationships started. As I'm still single, I suspect putting out doesn't help you find love.

 

[Indie]

None of my relationships started as one night stands. Some people are too sexy to ignore, whereas I take time to burn into your subconscious.

 

[Frozen]

I think all of my 3 proper relationships started as one night stands.

don’t copy me though kids!

Mr. F and I started as a one night stand. 14 years later he still hasn't gotten rid of me.