I'm super tired and just want to sleep all day. I really can't be arsed with this weekend now it's here.

We've got this. These are literally some of our favourite people ever and we love alcohol.I feel the same. Problem is, it’s Old Ellen’s hen do, which I’m organising, with a small thing tonight and a big all dayer tomorrow.
I just want a weekend indoors![]()
We've got this. These are literally some of our favourite people ever and we love alcohol.
To be fair, I think the most we have planned is a walk to a local pub.

Oh we've got a stack of booze and no one is likely to have brought white goods. Athough I anticipate, that while hair will be let down, we're too remote from anywhere to get into too much trouble!You KNOW it won’t end that way, though…![]()
I'm sure none of us had the foresight, although none of the party has a clean track record. We're mostly opportunist druggies these days!

We're tactical. No one wants to get off their box, we just want enough to make sure we're not falling over pissed by midnight, considering we're starting at midday.
There's a WHOLE lot of HALVES in that order![]()


Thats got ‘ringing the guy’ at 1am written all over it
I had to Google what Gak isI picked up about £500 of gak last night, so I'm quite sure mine will be going south at some point![]()
I have decided to stay in my pyjamas all day today and I couldn't be more excited.
I also decided last week to stop stressing about how fat I am, I feel like I've spent the last 25 years dieting. So I'm stopping. I'm not putting off buying new clothes until I've lost weight anymore. I ordered some new clothes a few days ago and I'm spending the morning trying them on and embracing my fatness
ALSO... diabetic pets are so much hassleHeathcliff had another hypo on Wednesday so we're trialling a lower insulin dose, which means checking his glucose constantly and now he hates me
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Yes absolutely this! I've worn leggings, vest tops and a baggy cardigan for too long now.I've gone through some of this in the past few years. I now wear ridiculous speedos which show off my amazing legs but also have a big gut hanging over them, colours rather than just wearing dark colours all the time and clothes that get me noticed rather than blending in. Well, sometimes.
I'm still CONSTANTLY trying to be fitter, yes, I haven't worked that side out yet, but I'm now fucked if I'm going to let it stop me wearing stuff I want.
I'm still trying to eat well, and I walk loads, kayak, I'm on my feet at work etc etc so it's not like I sit at home on the sofa all day.

Oh ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.
For them.
I'll be long at home stroking myself silly to the darker depths of XHamster by then.
Saw a lot of boys in backwards caps at Glastonbury and thought of you x
That does sound more fun, but I don't really need a wig, I don't think
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I have always wanted to try being blonde.BABE, you ALWAYS need a wig.

Oh Sheena, not BACKWARDS CAPS againOh ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.
For them.
I'll be long at home stroking myself silly to the darker depths of XHamster by then.
You don't want to know what hamsters get up to after darkWhy would you put the cute word of hamster in a porn site![]()
I still remember the Richard Gere hamster rumoursYou don't want to know what hamsters get up to after dark![]()
