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My last night in Tuscany and off to get my hair done

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I'm super tired and just want to sleep all day. I really can't be arsed with this weekend now it's here.
 
I'm super tired and just want to sleep all day. I really can't be arsed with this weekend now it's here.

I feel the same. Problem is, it’s Old Ellen’s hen do, which I’m organising, with a small thing tonight and a big all dayer tomorrow.

I just want a weekend indoors :D
 
I was looking forward to a weekend of nothing but a friend is over from abroad so we're all going out. I'm busy every weekend until September now, including 3 more festivals. 🙃
 
I feel the same. Problem is, it’s Old Ellen’s hen do, which I’m organising, with a small thing tonight and a big all dayer tomorrow.

I just want a weekend indoors :D
We've got this. These are literally some of our favourite people ever and we love alcohol.

To be fair, I think the most we have planned is a walk to a local pub.
 
We've got this. These are literally some of our favourite people ever and we love alcohol.

To be fair, I think the most we have planned is a walk to a local pub.

You KNOW it won’t end that way, though… :D
 
I've also just found out my Auntie and Uncle are getting married, two weeks after mine, the day before my birthday, after 40 years together. Wtf?!
 
You KNOW it won’t end that way, though… :D
Oh we've got a stack of booze and no one is likely to have brought white goods. Athough I anticipate, that while hair will be let down, we're too remote from anywhere to get into too much trouble!
 
I picked up about £500 of gak last night, so I'm quite sure mine will be going south at some point :D
 
I'm sure none of us had the foresight, although none of the party has a clean track record. We're mostly opportunist druggies these days!
 
I'm sure none of us had the foresight, although none of the party has a clean track record. We're mostly opportunist druggies these days!

We're tactical. No one wants to get off their box, we just want enough to make sure we're not falling over pissed by midnight, considering we're starting at midday.

There's a WHOLE lot of HALVES in that order :D
 
We're going all in for a hard evening session. Straight in, early peak, survivors only and then embrace the hangover.
 
We're tactical. No one wants to get off their box, we just want enough to make sure we're not falling over pissed by midnight, considering we're starting at midday.

There's a WHOLE lot of HALVES in that order :D

Thats got ‘ringing the guy’ at 1am written all over it
 
I have decided to stay in my pyjamas all day today and I couldn't be more excited.

I also decided last week to stop stressing about how fat I am, I feel like I've spent the last 25 years dieting. So I'm stopping. I'm not putting off buying new clothes until I've lost weight anymore. I ordered some new clothes a few days ago and I'm spending the morning trying them on and embracing my fatness :disco:


ALSO... diabetic pets are so much hassle 😭 Heathcliff had another hypo on Wednesday so we're trialling a lower insulin dose, which means checking his glucose constantly and now he hates me :(
 
Thats got ‘ringing the guy’ at 1am written all over it

Oh ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

For them.

I'll be long at home stroking myself silly to the darker depths of XHamster by then.
 
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I have decided to stay in my pyjamas all day today and I couldn't be more excited.

I also decided last week to stop stressing about how fat I am, I feel like I've spent the last 25 years dieting. So I'm stopping. I'm not putting off buying new clothes until I've lost weight anymore. I ordered some new clothes a few days ago and I'm spending the morning trying them on and embracing my fatness :disco:


ALSO... diabetic pets are so much hassle 😭 Heathcliff had another hypo on Wednesday so we're trialling a lower insulin dose, which means checking his glucose constantly and now he hates me :(

I've gone through some of this in the past few years. I now wear ridiculous speedos which show off my amazing legs but also have a big gut hanging over them, colours rather than just wearing dark colours all the time and clothes that get me noticed rather than blending in. Well, sometimes.

I'm still CONSTANTLY trying to be fitter, yes, I haven't worked that side out yet, but I'm now fucked if I'm going to let it stop me wearing stuff I want.
 
I've gone through some of this in the past few years. I now wear ridiculous speedos which show off my amazing legs but also have a big gut hanging over them, colours rather than just wearing dark colours all the time and clothes that get me noticed rather than blending in. Well, sometimes.

I'm still CONSTANTLY trying to be fitter, yes, I haven't worked that side out yet, but I'm now fucked if I'm going to let it stop me wearing stuff I want.
Yes absolutely this! I've worn leggings, vest tops and a baggy cardigan for too long now.

My step sister is larger like me and she always wears nice dresses and clothes, bright colours and fitting items. And I realised how lovely she looks, and I don't look at her and think "god she's fat, she should wear baggy black clothes", I look at her and think how nice she looks.

Plus also, I'm too old to care what people think now days.

I'm still trying to eat well, and I walk loads, kayak, I'm on my feet at work etc etc so it's not like I sit at home on the sofa all day.

I just need to avoid standing next to @Star in a few weeks because I'm afraid I'm about 4 times her size.
 
Everyone attending tonight were waif like beauties a few years ago. We're all without fail bigger and wrinklier, but we'll make a splendid group pic later. Besides after 20-30 years of friendship, what's a few stone and eye bags?

Apply that equally to my wedding. Except that bitch @Star.
 
I'm still trying to eat well, and I walk loads, kayak, I'm on my feet at work etc etc so it's not like I sit at home on the sofa all day.

This is what I find frustrating. I will just NEVER be thin or fit and I have to accept that. I've tried and I've tried and even after literally years of eating properly and loads of exercise, it just doesn't budge. It's not meant to be and I kind of accept that- I still go to the gym, I still swim in the sea, I think I'm fairly fit...I just hope it's doing me some good somewhere!

The ironic thing is that my ideal looking man looks EXACTLY like me! I just don't want it myself :D
 
Oh ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

For them.

I'll be long at home stroking myself silly to the darker depths of XHamster by then.

Saw a lot of boys in backwards caps at Glastonbury and thought of you x
 
Weirdly, the minute I stopped caring about losing weight through working out and focused on what I liked doing in terms of strength etc I lost a load of weight.

I've stopped treating the gym as a tortuous means to an impossible end now. Its fun and it keeps me fit and strong, lets me eat/drink what I want and also gives me some time to zone out from everything else.

As a result, I've got trimmer than I've been in years. 🤷‍♀️
 
Why would you put the cute word of hamster in a porn site :o
 
I encouraging everyone in the group chat to BRING MORE EVERYTHING.

DECADENCE!
 

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