Gangway! Sunday coming through!

About to have something inserted down my throat and it’s not a cock.
 
Just got out of bed to the smell of fake bacon being cooked and thinking I'll pick a load of my tomatoes to make a nice fresh salad for lunch. How very wholesome.
 
Now my stuff is all in storage, I slept on an air bed last night at my friends house, but sadly it had a puncture in it, so I basically slept on the floor

Feeling fresh! :side-eye:
 
big ron said:
Just got out of bed to the smell of fake bacon being cooked and thinking I'll pick a load of my tomatoes to make a nice fresh salad for lunch. How very wholesome.
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How are you just getting out of bed when you have a child? What's the secret? I've been awake since 6am having only gotton to sleep at 3am.
 
I’ve been watching films more recently, on Netflix, and I realised that I’ve watched 5 80s movies this week, nothing else. Tonight I watched The Shining and I’m half-watching ET now. I wondered what happened to the ET kid, turns out he’s in the Shining sequel :o

meh
 
Diddy said:
I’ve been watching films more recently, on Netflix, and I realised that I’ve watched 5 80s movies this week, nothing else. Tonight I watched The Shining and I’m half-watching ET now. I wondered what happened to the ET kid, turns out he’s in the Shining sequel :o

meh
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Is it Henry Thomas? I always get him confused with Henry Rollins.
 
Star said:
How are you just getting out of bed when you have a child? What's the secret? I've been awake since 6am having only gotton to sleep at 3am.
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He’s 8 now, he gets up, sorts himself out and hogs the TV watching minecraft videos. He doesnt want us to get up and make him do boring non gaming stuff, the little geek.
 
I took a few years. To be honest, the first couple are easy, they just shit and sleep, then they’re wild, then they develop independence and you’re done.
 
big ron said:
I took a few years. To be honest, the first couple are easy, they just shit and sleep, then they’re wild, then they develop independence and you’re done.
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I've had a tough 6 months with the 18month old for various reasons, lack of sleep mainly. Mr Star keeps saying 'don't worry, look at Kylie (aged 3), it gets better.
And then I feel bad for wishing time away and wanting Dannii to grow up! I have decided that I really don't like those first few months/ almost year, it's enough to put me off any more children. I much prefer them older.
 
big ron said:
I took a few years. To be honest, the first couple are easy, they just shit and sleep, then they’re wild, then they develop independence and you’re done.
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For 6 years at least until they turn into an arsehole.
 
Lucille said:
For 6 years at least until they turn into an arsehole.
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I had an incredibly volatile relationship with my dad from 14-18 so I’ve decided I’m going to just fuck off for that bit sailing or something
 
NAR: I love getting a late score during the mixing/overdubbing stage of an album. Now onto the editing! (at 10 tracks and 52 minutes, it is too long).
 
Star said:
I've had a tough 6 months with the 18month old for various reasons, lack of sleep mainly. Mr Star keeps saying 'don't worry, look at Kylie (aged 3), it gets better.
And then I feel bad for wishing time away and wanting Dannii to grow up! I have decided that I really don't like those first few months/ almost year, it's enough to put me off any more children. I much prefer them older.
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Second child of always different (usually worse) than the first. At least in my experience, @Rita to confirm.
My second had night terrors about weird stuff like fish in his bed until he was about 4 so I lived in bugger all sleep for a long time. And he used to get up stupidly early and sneak around eating stuff he shouldn't like food colouring and shake and vac.
 
wendy the goat said:
Second child of always different (usually worse) than the first. At least in my experience, @Rita to confirm.
My second had night terrors about weird stuff like fish in his bed until he was about 4 so I lived in bugger all sleep for a long time. And he used to get up stupidly early and sneak around eating stuff he shouldn't like food colouring and shake and vac.
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Yeah, all that is fine and dandy, but I know I’m going with the question on everyone’s lips when I ask if it did indeed put the freshness back?
 
I’m the youngest by a significant margin and think I was the most conventionally “good” child in my family, albeit that underneath that facade, I am certainly the wildest.
 
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wendy the goat said:
Second child of always different (usually worse) than the first. At least in my experience, @Rita to confirm.
My second had night terrors about weird stuff like fish in his bed until he was about 4 so I lived in bugger all sleep for a long time. And he used to get up stupidly early and sneak around eating stuff he shouldn't like food colouring and shake and vac.
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She was a dream until she turned one, so calm and quiet. I don't think she's misbehaving as such, I think she's just hit that point where she's trying to communicate but can't talk so gets frustrated. I remember Kylie being the same, I never thought we'd be able to sit and eat in a restaurant for example, but since about 2.5/3 he's called down a lot.

It's just the sleep deprivation that's killing me! Having to go to work on a few hours sleep is tough. I don't really get any child free time at the moment because I don't want to risk my parents looking after them. So juggling them, work, housework, my youth group, time for myself is just non existent- not even to go to the toilet sometimes!!
 
Said lots and lots of goodbyes today. I feel a bit like a zombie right now, but I’m now back on the citylink to Edinburgh. Oh the glamour loves! :eyes:
 
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