Geronimo Monday

[ButterTart]

Room for me and Peter Andre too? Although the litmus test will be whether his septum has survived his trip to the notoriously drug-riddled Falkland Islands.

CEAKY SNUNT

 

[Kate]

SEATED CUNK

 

[octophone]

SCANTY NUKE

 

[octophone]

SNEAKY COUNT

 

[Rita]

JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOLEEEEENE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why the fuck are people going to Sport Direct.

I do need to replace a few bits and bobs. I might go and check out the shops at 16.30.

In the meantime I'm still in bed and quite happy about that.

 

[Rita]

Oh my GOD.

 

[octophone]

Why the fuck are people going to Sport Direct.

Ashley probably triggered the homing signal that he's implanted in the mugs this morning.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I just received a 'bruise my oesophagus!' on insta. Is this really how kids flirt these days?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just received a 'bruise my oesophagus!' on insta. Is this really how kids flirt these days?

Yes, I believe it is.

 

[octophone]

Respond with "whack my bonobo".

 

[win_the_game]

I just received a 'bruise my oesophagus!' on insta. Is this really how kids flirt these days?

Well it sounds nicer than ‘FUCK MY GULLET’

 

[big ron]

Int it MUGGEH?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well we've been into town. Not a queue in sight. Very organised and I feel amazing for doing some shopping.

 

[floppet]

Int it MUGGEH?

We had some lovely storms and rain this afternoon so I thought it would be nice and fresh when I took the dog out an hour ago, it wasn't, it was just as muggy.

 

[Rita]

Well we've been into town. Not a queue in sight. Very organised and I feel amazing for doing some shopping.

I take it you didn’t go near PRIMARK?

 

[big ron]

We had some lovely storms and rain this afternoon so I thought it would be nice and fresh when I took the dog out an hour ago, it wasn't, it was just as muggy.

We watched them roll past up your way, heard the thunder and everything but not a drop of rain.

 

[floppet]

We watched them roll past up your way, heard the thunder and everything but not a drop of rain.

It was proper bashing down for a good hour or more here from about 2 o'clock.

 

[Indie]

One of my favourite pubs isn't going to open again. One of many, I would assume.

 

[Indie]

It was proper bashing down for a good hour or more here from about 2 o'clock.

As ever, thanks to the north west for taking the rain so we don't have to.

 

[ButterTart]

Weather's been lovely round here. Bit sticky now, mind. I think we''ll have a bastard of a storm before too long.

 

[big ron]

One of my favourite pubs isn't going to open again. One of many, I would assume.

Buy it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I take it you didn’t go near PRIMARK?

I went in and purchased!

 

[ButterTart]

It's proper thundering now. Fucking love a good storm.

 

[Soldi]

We had QUITE THE STORM last night and it’s very humid indeed at the minute