How many kisses do YOU use?

[Lucille]

For me it’s

x - I FUCKING HATE YOU
xx - I wanna fuck you
xxx - I love you or MUM
xxxx - standard kisses
xxxxxxx - BEST FRIENDS ONLY

 

[SDF]

this is interesting because I always find x to be the least passive aggressive

 

[Lucille]

A single capital X is generally friendly but maybe I’m just a bit busy.

 

[Soldi]

The local village Facebook group is full of middle aged/elderly women using x or xx with every post and I don’t think Barbara (79) wants to fuck me.

 

[Soldi]

At least I FUCKING HOPE NOT.

 

[Lucille]

this is interesting because I always find x to be the least passive aggressive

awww that’s cute x

 

[RJN]

@LUCY UP YOUR NOEL and @SDF are probably currently going back through any dm's to check for unnoticed passive aggression

 

[Soldi]

@LUCY UP YOUR NOEL and @SDF are probably currently going back through any dm's to check for unnoticed passive aggression

Lucille is definitely checking to see if DC’s sent any messages with two kisses on the end. Looking back I’ve had two kisses in a message from him before omg

 

[jivafox]

I use one if I’m being IRONIC and that’s it.

 

[SDF]

awww that’s cute x

MONSTER

 

[Pingu]

I hardly ever use kisses, or at least not enough to have developed a code around them.

 

[RJN]

Using x or xx or xxx at the end of a text is something I've ONLY seen British people do

 

[Lucille]

Lucille is definitely checking to see if DC’s sent any messages with two kisses on the end. Looking back I’ve had two kisses in a message from him before omg

Honey I don’t need to check I know she wants this ass.

 

[Soldi]

Honey I don’t need to check I know she wants this ass.

I was offered a CHARITABLE RIM and at first I thought RUDE but then I thought BEGGARS CANT BE CHOOSERS.

 

[SDF]

I hardly ever use kisses, or at least not enough to have developed a code around them.

Also MONSTER

 

[Lucille]

Do TOPS even SEND KISSES?

 

[Phoenix]

I never do, people might get the wrong idea that I actually like them.

 

[GNL]

I don't include any.

Just aggressive full stops.

 

[straightorbroken]

I use them when texting my mum and sister, mostly to be polite back. No one else if I can avoid it. A straight guy with a girlfriend used one messaging me, but it stopped after one usage (it certainly got me wondering though!)

 

[straightorbroken]

Do TOPS even SEND KISSES?

Only the top doctors stitching you back up

 

[Nancy]

For you @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Nancy]

Do TOPS even SEND KISSES?

I think I’ve just proved THEY DO

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do TOPS even SEND KISSES?

No kisses or emojis.

 

[big ron]

Just the one hun xo

 

[floppet]

It depends what mood I'm in and who I'm writing to but they're always lower case.

 

[octophone]

One. 2 for very close friends.

 

[Nancy]

I use the word WhoooOOOoooppp!!! a lot in texts

 

[Tisch]

I think it's

x or xoxo if I'm being ironic
An x that comes after a few messages without is code for "I'm ramping up the flirtiness please respond"
X or :emoji_kissing_heart: to certain friends (normally out of politeness so I'm returning one from them)
xx to my mum (not to say "I want to fuck you")
xxxxxx to Iguana circa 2010-2013
. If I'm annoyed or being passive-aggressive/aggressive-aggressive

But really I haven't thought about it that much x

 

[win_the_game]

I don’t really use kisses.

 

[Jark]

Using x or xx or xxx at the end of a text is something I've ONLY seen British people do

it's the preserve of very basic brits.

I occasionally use one if I feel guilty or if somebody has done me a huge favour ("omg queen. OK big bottle of something nice coming your way. X") but otherwise NO KISSES EVER.

 

[Jark]

heart emojis on the other hand are deployed liberally.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kisses, and emoji as well, are only deployed when I'm taking the piss or am angry at someone. I find them a waste of time to use regularly.

 

[SDF]

I use emojis all the time, this being my favourite :emoji_upside_down:

 

[Rachey]

Two for friends.
Five for Mandy.
If Mandy and I argue, we drop to one, then we know we've pissed each other off.