Introduce yourself

[Zu]

Oh how RUDE of me I never introduced myself!

We already know all there is to know about YOU thank you very much

 

[Soldi]

We already know all there is to know about YOU thank you very much

You PERV!

 

[Zu]

Every GHASTLY NOOK AND CRANNY!

 

[COB]

Nominating @ZenGiraffe to do the survey

 

[Zu]

Nominating @ZenGiraffe to do the survey

This please. More deets and don’t forget @ZenGiraffe, you won’t ever get any more likes from anyone if you don’t share XXX full frontals

 

[Kate]

Well that’s not very nice, is it? Straight on the unfriendly step for rude and very naughty @Kate!

 

[Zu]

Honestly I simply cannot believe these DREADFUL GIFS which @Kate repeatedly insists on posting! Can’t anyone do ANYTHING?

 

[nerys]

Well that’s not very nice, is it? Straight on the unfriendly step for rude and very naughty @Kate!

I’m used to it, dear. I’ve learned to take the LITE with the SHADE.

Not every Internet forum user has the range.

 

[Zu]

@Shirley! ENORMOBOOB GIF ALERT!

 

[COB]

When @nerys posted a pic of Faith Brown the other night, it took me a minute to recognise her without a pair of black tights over her face. Smashing norks though

 

[Zu]

Lovely norks, fantastic norks

 

[nerys]

When @nerys posted a pic of Faith Brown the other night, it took me a minute to recognise her without a pair of black tights over MY face.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Shirley]

@Shirley! ENORMOBOOB GIF ALERT!

HELLO

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This please. More deets and don’t forget @ZenGiraffe, you won’t ever get any more likes from anyone if you don’t share XXX full frontals

What deets would you like? Also, not even Frau Zen gets full frontals so you are on a hiding to nothing, unless you buy me dinner first.

 

[COB]

Hello and welcome to Moopy!

We'll spare you from the usual "name your favourite album by The Saturdays" blather and give you a free rein to say quite literally whatever you like in this introductory topic, although here are some possible options if you're struggling:

• A/S/L, m8?
• What led you here?
• Tell us something intriguing about yourself.
• Construct a scandalous rumour involving a beloved celebrity and an obscure sexual practise.

These three threads capture the irreverent atmosphere and lurid mystique that has made Moopy into a premium gay/fiercely heterosexual chatroom renowned the world over. For more like them, take a look in the Moopy Gold subforum, home to the finest threads in our illustrious history.

I've just discovered Anne-Marie David's 'Tu Te Reconnaîtras' on my laptop a.k.a. the padded bag incident
Cherly's MALARIA HELL
The cutie of the evening

Now, good luck, and don't fuck it up.

 

[Zu]

I’d quite forgotten about LURID MYSTIQUE

“What keeps you posting on Moopy after all these years, Melody?” “Well, to be perfectly frank, it’s the LURID MYSTIQUE ”

 

[Lucille]

What deets would you like? Also, not even Frau Zen gets full frontals so you are on a hiding to nothing, unless you buy me dinner first.

Well restaurants are closed but I’ve been approved to purchase you a fray bentos pie with Moopy funds (through the amazon link of course).

 

[Zu]

He’ll almost certainly want at least TWO. I know HIS SORT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

• A/S/L, m8?

28/Only with Consent/Glasgow

• What led you here?

A desire to find out why @COB was ignoring my sensual dancing and staring at his phone instead.

• Tell us something intriguing about yourself.

I was nearly shot by the guards of a recently stick-poked Camilla

• Construct a scandalous rumour involving a beloved celebrity and an obscure sexual practise.

Well, you didn't hear it from me, but your friend and mine Lulu is into auto-erotic defenestration.

 

[Zu]

Very rude of naughty @COB to ignore your sensual dancing I must say. Maybe the tea towel, mittens and clogs didn’t give it a sufficiently souky air. Mind you, at least you can now see how the devilishly lurid mystique can draw one in

 

[Soldi]

Very rude of naughty @COB to ignore your sensual dancing I must say. Maybe the tea towel, mittens and clogs didn’t give it a sufficiently souky air. Mind you, at least you can now see how the devilishly lurid mystique can draw one in

Did someone say SOUK

 

[SDF]

Oh I'm always here for another scot

 

[ButterTart]

28/Only with Consent/Glasgow



A desire to find out why @COB was ignoring my sensual dancing and staring at his phone instead.



I was nearly shot by the guards of a recently stick-poked Camilla



Well, you didn't hear it from me, but your friend and mine Lulu is into auto-erotic defenestration.

I feel I need more details about your near death experience. Camilla Parker-Bowles or La Camilla from Army of Lovers?

 

[Zu]

La Camilla from Army of Lovers

I’m saying NOTHING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel I need more details about your near death experience. Camilla Parker-Bowles or La Camilla from Army of Lovers?

On the day of the student protests, the royal variety, and most importantly, the Graham Norton show which I had tickets to be an audience member for, Parker-Bowles got poked by a stick. When I was on my way home, I decided to nip past Westminster to see what had happened earlier.

I got off at Oxford Street to see what happened. Since I was buried in my phone with headphones in, I didn't notice the line of armed guards shouting at me as I walked straight into them until I was basically no longer able to social distance with them.

They shouted at me whilst brandishing their guns, and I meekly ran off a different way.

 

[ButterTart]

On the day of the student protests, the royal variety, and most importantly, the Graham Norton show which I had tickets to be an audience member for, Parker-Bowles got poked by a stick. When I was on my way home, I decided to nip past Westminster to see what had happened earlier.

I got off at Oxford Street to see what happened. Since I was buried in my phone with headphones in, I didn't notice the line of armed guards shouting at me as I walked straight into them until I was basically no longer able to social distance with them.

They shouted at me whilst brandishing their guns, and I meekly ran off a different way.

Jesus! Considering Camilla is only famous because of being poked when she shouldn't have been, that seems like a touch of overkill.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Hi I'm Joe.

Pros:
- maybe the southern hemispheres biggest Anastacia fan
- basic gay in all the right ways
- maybe a nice person

Cons:
- don't really understand popular sitcom Friends
- lack of enthusiasm for most things
- fired by Bonnie Tyler for playing wrong chords to total eclipse

Okay thanks for your time

 

[COB]

Welcome!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hi I'm Joe.

Pros:
- maybe a nice person

Cons:
- don't really understand popular sitcom Friends

Uhm, Sweetie, you have those the wrong way round.

 

[Phoenix]

Hi Joe. I was listening to Anastacia’s GH the other day.

 

[Lucille]

Hello, hey Joe.

 

[Lucille]

How did you find us?!?

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Actually I redact the first bit. I was digging deep to keep the rule of three #gcseenglish

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Hello, hey joe.

Before you ask: yes why not

How did you find us?!?

Randomly, because of the plague, I have been rewatching popular reality television show Coach Trip from 2010 onwards. I stumbled across the trove of coach trip hot takes here and they are really adding to the experience. I'm on series 5 now.

 

[octophone]

Hi I'm Joe.


Cons:
- don't really understand popular sitcom Friends
- lack of enthusiasm for most things

Hi Joe. I wouldn't regard either of these as cons...

Hi I'm Joe.
- fired by Bonnie Tyler for playing wrong chords to total eclipse

Oh, now this requires elucidation...

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Hi Joe. I was listening to Anastacia’s GH the other day.

Hello! Impeccable taste.

 

[Lucille]

Can you recommend a particular favourite series of coach trip? I quite fancy a rewatch myself.

 

[Lucille]

Also WHERE in the Southern Hemisphere are you?

 

[big ron]

See, told you we'd welcome you with open arms.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Can you recommend a particular favourite series of coach trip? I quite fancy a rewatch myself.

So far season three has been the best value. Good balance of likeable misifts and fame-hungry trashrats - delicious. 12 is good too.

Also WHERE in the Southern Hemisphere are you?

Perth, Western Australia... But I am from London.