Introduce yourself

[GNL]

EVERYONE knows FRED > POOR DEAR SAD OLD AGGIE. She was the EVIL GENIUS

And she would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling hairdressers.

 

[Star]

Hi Moopy! I’m Suomi’s actual real life fiancé and I have so much intel on this semi-Scandinavian homosexual it’s not even funny. Would love to reveal secrets for cash or Tina Barrett rarities.

YAY!

Hello my lovely *mwah*

 

[Zu]

That’s EAST NINE for you

 

[Zu]

And they say BECKTON’S BAD

 

[Nancy]

HELLO MY NAME IS NANCY

 

[COB]

HELLO LOVE

 

[Nancy]

HELLO MY NAME IS NANCY

OR IS IT?

 

[whatisityoucantface]

I DON'T KNOW

 

[COB]

I DON'T KNOW

Welcome back!

 

[Nancy]

SHADDUPPAYERFACE

 

[whatisityoucantface]

I never left

 

[Zu]

Has anyone said BONNE VENUE to @Nox Lumina yet? Honestly you ladies are VERY RUDE

 

[Lume]

Hi @Nox Lumina are you a tit man or an ass man and why?

 

[Zu]

@Nox Lumina I have actually got two tickets to see CATS

TONIGHT

 

[Soldi]

Last seen two minutes ago

SAY HELLO LOVE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Nox Lumina I have actually got two tickets to see CATS

TONIGHT

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND SEE CATS WITH ME?

 

[Soldi]

@goosneakers

HONK

 

[Zu]

Hi @syl. I’m the meeter and greeter round here which won’t surprise you when you discover my bubbly personality. social skills and way with an invasive and disturbing question. Is your first name WINDOW?

 

[syl]

Hi @syl. I’m the meeter and greeter round here which won’t surprise you when you discover my bubbly personality. social skills and way with an invasive and disturbing question. Is your first name WNDOW?

I would never deign to have a first name. (Hi.)

 

[Zu]

Not frightened off so far

Any more Getting To Know You questions from our readers?

 

[Zu]

@syl let’s say you have £1.20 left in your purse. Would you spend it on a single Pot Noodle or six packets of those cheap noodles (which you’ll discover are popular with some of our girls)?

 

[COB]

six packets of those cheap noodles (which you’ll discover are popular with some of our girls)?

HELLO

 

[syl]

@syl let’s say you have £1.20 left in your purse. Would you spend it on a single Pot Noodle or six packets of those cheap noodles (which you’ll discover are popular with some of our girls)?

Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, I believe eating is cheating.

 

[Kate]

HI @RJN ARE YOU ROSS NOLAN

Do chuid

 

[RJN]

HI @Kate

Actually I'm Joey

 

[Rita]

Joey as in NANCE?

 

[RJN]

RJoeyNance

@Rita cracked the code

 

[Rita]

I AM SO CONFUSED.

 

[Soldi]

No shared IPs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

RJN is trolling. They're American.

 

[RJN]

I would say more joking than trolling, but yes, I am American and have never posted here under any other name.

 

[GNL]

Hi @RJN

Whats your favourite Loreen song?

 

[dUb]

LIKE YOUR VIBE @RJN welcome

 

[lolly]

Sometimes I think if @Rita, @funky and I got together, between us the three of us we just might work out was was going on. Some of the time. Perhaps.

 

[dUb]

@RJN would you describe yourself as a) a lamb b) lamb-adjacent or c) other please state

 

[RJN]

@Gangsta Nancy Lam My Heart Is Refusing Me

@dUb lamb-adjacent: I am a fan, but I haven't listened to all albums in full. HOWEVER, as a child, I did time my showers so I could listen to Don't Forget About Us on my shower radio when it was number one on my city's countdown.

 

[dUb]

:emoji_white_check_mark:

Looking forward to RJN Does Mariah Album By Album multi-thread event

 

[Jark]

what a rubbish Mariah song to go to so much effort for you certainly have hardcore lamb potential

 

[Rita]

You were a CHILD when Don’t Forget About Us was released!? I am going to take you under my wing like I have Soldi and start my quest for never ending youth.

 

[RJN]

@Jark Maybe my nostalgia is blinding me, but I still love it (maybe more than We Belong Together )

@Rita That is all I could ever want. Don't Forget About Us did come out 15 years ago, so I am maybe not as young as you think though.