It’s the Wednesday thread!

Morning.

Went to bed early last night.

Some cunt's car alarm got going at daft o'clock.

I'm now underslept and pissed off.

Or to but it another way, business as usual.
 
ButterTart said:
Going to bed early is such a false economy, some dickhead will always find a way to keep you sufficiently sleep-deprived.
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I know but caffeine makes me too jumpy so I have to be very careful if I'm just going to neck a can of Monster and power through.
 
wendy the goat said:
Look for the sign on the lollipop!
*Upbeat saxophone music intensifies*
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I can’t think of any greater sadness than being off school ill, excitedly butting Playbus on, and discovering it was the fucking Peggy Patch stop. She couldn’t even move! “Where’s Peggy? Oh look, she’s draped over that hay bale.”
What a waste of a day off.
 
ButterTart said:
I can’t think of any greater sadness than being off school ill, excitedly butting Playbus on, and discovering it was the fucking Peggy Patch stop. She couldn’t even move! “Where’s Peggy? Oh look, she’s draped over that hay bale.”
What a waste of a day off.
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I apparently BACKED OUT THE ROOM the day Dot got a dog because it scared me.
 
PLAYDAYS STOP RATE:
-1 The Patch Stop - Fuck off
5 The Tent Stop Kinda fun
-10 The Dot Stop - No
10 The Why Bird Stop The place to be
7 The Playground Stop - Had Dave Benson-Phillips but also Lizzie the creepy AF puppet
9 The Poppy Stop - Had the same gobby energy as Why bird

https://worldofcrap.co.uk/2016/02/03/the-shit-stops-of-playdays/
 
wendy the goat said:
PLAYDAYS STOP RATE:
-1 The Patch Stop - Fuck off
5 The Tent Stop Kinda fun
-10 The Dot Stop - No
10 The Why Bird Stop The place to be
7 The Playground Stop - Had Dave Benson-Phillips but also Lizzie the creepy AF puppet
9 The Poppy Stop - Had the same gobby energy as Why bird

https://worldofcrap.co.uk/2016/02/03/the-shit-stops-of-playdays/
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I don’t remember the Playground Stop! If they didn’t feature a sassy Northern puppet tended not to give a shit.
 
I often wonder who buys trifles full price in supermarkets as they seem to be permanently reduced.
 
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Poppy is a cat with a lot of problems, judging by her haggard appearance.
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:D!
 
Mr L is very fond of a strawberry or raspberry trifle, to the extent that he will happily bore the tits off anyone and everyone by ranking those of every major supermarket.

I'm SUCH a LUCKY GIRL
 
Readers will be both glad and interested to learn that I’ve told Amii Triptyline to sling her hook. I could barely wake up in the morning. “Groggy” was mentioned as a side-effect, not DEAD. Luckily I’m now springing out of bed with renewed vim and vigour and greeting the day with a beautiful smile :)
 
Why do they call it a side effect? It's a sedative, even if it is being prescribed for something else.
 
lolly said:
Why do they call it a side effect? It's a sedative, even if it is being prescribed for something else.
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Well in my case it was prescribed for pain management purposes and no-one mentioned its being a sedative, although I know it’s an anti-depressant. Personally I prefer Diazepam for sedation purposes :disco:
 
It really is hideous. I found myself searching for random things to make me feel better, e.g. trifles
 
I dreamt last night that Moopy had decided to ban the words FUCK and CUNT because some precious snowflake had complained, and for some reason Zu was in charge of manually changing all instances of them to some made-up German word like LEITZEGGER or something.

I was of course immediately composing my I’M LEAVING thread.
 
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