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Would be more on brand with Katy stans as well, being stuck in 2011 and all...
I live.
Would be more on brand with Katy stans as well, being stuck in 2011 and all...
2 (-8) Baby Perry
People are just having fun! You can enjoy the album as much as you like, just ignore the haters and talk about it - nobody's stopping you.Jesus. What is with the venom in here regarding Katy Perry? I also don't understand why people who hate the album or have no interest in her, keep trolling this thread. What do you get out of that? I thought that kind of thing was for Popjustice.
unrelease it.
Ironically exactly what you're doingYeah, ok. I don't get it. Pissing on things other people are trying to enjoy. It doesn't do it for me. You do you though!

Having said all that this topic is GREAT FUNThe decline is hardly unexpected. I mean the class of the noughties are all underperforming (Gaga aside). Apparently Beyonce is releasing new music at the moment (the charts: I don't know her). Perry's 2008-2014 run really was amazing. I don't expect Dua to be topping the charts in 2030.

Jesus. What is with the venom in here regarding Katy Perry? I also don't understand why people who hate the album or have no interest in her, keep trolling this thread. What do you get out of that? I thought that kind of thing was for Popjustice.
Which makes me wonder how Rihanna will fare when she comes back (never).The decline is hardly unexpected. I mean the class of the noughties are all underperforming (Gaga aside).
Metacritic aka WHITECISMALEHETERONORMATIVE-CRITICWow 56/100 on Metacritic.
58. A better score than Witness (56), Teenage Dream (52) or One of the Boys (47). Critics have always had it out for her.Wow 56/100 on Metacritic.
Possibly a little better that Perry or Knowles, but still nothing on her peak.Which makes me wonder how Rihanna will fare when she comes back (never).
She still has the machine behind her. Who do you think wrote these songs? Max Martin may be gone but Oscar Holter (Blinding Lights, In Your Eyes, Bon Appetit, 1999) produced Cry About It Later; Oscar Görres (My My My!, various tracks for Troye, Lauv, Ellie) did Teary Eyes; Stargate is on this record, Peter Carlsson (Demi, Ariana), Charlie Puth who writes for anyone and everyone, Zedd, the Monsterz and the Strangerz - the idea that "the machine" isn't behind this record, like she's some indie artist forced to go it alone or something, is hilarious and absurd. It's as much a label-engineered big pop girl record as any other, so you can't use its supposed decline in quality from what's come before as evidence that Katy is not a talented songwriter or an artist with vision. She hasn't been exposed as the emperor sans clothes here. "The machine" just isn't giving her the same globe-conquering pop songs she was getting when she was in her 20s, which is literally how this industry always works so should not come as a surprise.I think she's just really bad without the 'machine' behind her. She doesn't seem to have the creative vision or musical chops to thrive on her own. Like, of all the things to draw inspiration from, she went for CLOWNS? She probably thought she had a clever 'metaphor' going, but it's unoriginal and juvenile.
But ultimatley she'll probably still be an A-Lister for ages. She's pretty, white, inoffensive and has collected enough memorable hits to sustain a career that most can still only dream of.
Also, CLOSE YOUR BRACKETS HUN.
Yes, she has talked quite extensively about having taken immense validation in commercial success and being on top of the game from 2008-14, and how the backlash against Witness left her feeling borderline suicidal at times, and in a place where she had to completely change her mentality and build herself up again from nothing. I'm sure she would like to be grabbing big hits still - what popstar of Katy's ilk wouldn't, she's not k.d. lang - but she also seems to have transitioned to using music as both self-therapy and a way to talk about what she's learned about how to survive those battles with your inner demons and start building castles on stronger foundations than sand.I wonder if she’s just like that, the doofy wet-eyed clown always seems to be in the mix somewhere.
If this is the sort of music she wants to make coming out of some sort of depression, then all power to her, I don’t think she owes anything.
Yes, she should have released Ghost, possibly instead of Birthday. It's a fantastic, mature pop ballad which could have taken things in a new direction for her. but, as mentioned above, she DID go dark with the follow-up to Prism (Chained is also notably more mature than previous lead singles at this point, thematically and sonically) - it didn't go down well. even as the album's biggest hit, Chained was not a global smash in the way that Roar was. so you can SEE that either she or the label might respond to that by thinking "OK, basic boppery is what sells from Katy Perry" - and yet the moment anyone catches a whiff of basic now, it's "WHY HASN'T SHE MATURED!?" - make your fucking minds up!this is the main issue, innit?
Smile could have been released in 2013 and been a top 5 hit. Gen Z is simply not swallowing her childish shtick and the millennials got tired the moment she decided to release Birthday instead of Ghost. it marked the death of her musical and artistic growth.
having a dark and mature reputation-esque "comeback" in 2015-2016 might have offered far less embarrassing diminishing returns, but she decided to continue clowning to this very day.
Worst.Bon Appètit has almost 1 billion streams on YouTube, but Witness was still deemed a flop.
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I listened again in full today and enjoyed it beginning to end - it's a really solid record.
I wanted to respond to some of the critiques on the last couple of pages but don't really have the energy now, especially when people are just being bitchy for the sake of it. however:
She still has the machine behind her. Who do you think wrote these songs? Max Martin may be gone but Oscar Holter (Blinding Lights, In Your Eyes, Bon Appetit, 1999) produced Cry About It Later; Oscar Görres (My My My!, various tracks for Troye, Lauv, Ellie) did Teary Eyes; Stargate is on this record, Peter Carlsson (Demi, Ariana), Charlie Puth who writes for anyone and everyone, Zedd, the Monsterz and the Strangerz - the idea that "the machine" isn't behind this record, like she's some indie artist forced to go out it alone or something, is hilarious and absurd. It's as much a label-engineered big pop girl record as any other, so you can't use its supposed decline in quality from what's come before as evidence that Katy is not a talented songwriter or an artist with vision. She hasn't been exposed as the emperor sans clothes here. "The machine" just isn't giving her the same globe-conquering pop songs she was getting when she was in her 20s, which is literally how this industry always works so should not come a a surprise.
Yes, she has talked quite extensively about having taken immense validation in commercial success and being on top of the game from 2008-14, and how the backlash against Witness left her feeling borderline suicidal at times, and in a place where she had to completely change her mentality and build herself up again from nothing. I'm sure she would like to be grabbing big hits still - what popstar of Katy's ilk wouldn't, she's not k.d. lang - but she also seems to have transitioned to using music as both self-therapy and a way to talk about what she's learned about how to survive those with your inner demons and start building castles on stronger foundations than sand.
and people are willingly misinterpreting her - Smile is not a kidz bop, it's a song about celebrating making it out of the very darkest period in your life and successfully changing the way you see things. of course the lyricism is typically Katy - cloaked in metaphors, some fairly basic, more vague/universal/referential than hyper-specific to her own situation - but she's not saying "smile, life is good!" here. if that's all you're willing to take from it then don't try to critique it because you can't be arsed doing the actual work of putting yourself in her shoes. I find it genuinely quite baffling that Gaga is getting praise for the darkness of her lyricism on Chromatica (which, although dark in places, very much ALLUDES to things in a general and not-too sophisticated way, rather than really MINING that darkness with any specificity), but when Katy does the same (and their are serious parallels to be drawn between their songwriting styles at this point), she "hasn't developed" and deserves to be torn to shreds (as though she ever claimed to be that kind of songwriter anyway).
and let's not FORGET that when she actually did try to take her lyricism and thematics in a new direction - sometimes quite successfully - on Witness, nobody was having it! and that despite the fact that said record contained her absolute finest run of singles. people saw a haircut and decided a backlash was due.
Yes, she should have released Ghost, possibly instead of Birthday. It's a fantastic, mature pop ballad which could have taken things in a new direction for her. but, as mentioned above, she DID go dark with the follow-up to Prism (Chained is also notably more mature than previous lead singles at this point, thematically and sonically) - it didn't go down well. even as the album's biggest hit, Chained was not a global smash in the way that Roar was. so you can SEE that either she or the label might respond to that by thinking "OK, basic boppery is what sells from Katy Perry" - and yet the moment anyone catches a whiff of basic now, it's "WHY HASN'T SHE MATURED!?" - make your fucking minds up!
Sorry, but you have exceeded word count.I listened again in full today and enjoyed it beginning to end - it's a really solid record.
I wanted to respond to some of the critiques on the last couple of pages but don't really have the energy now, especially when people are just being bitchy for the sake of it. however:
She still has the machine behind her. Who do you think wrote these songs? Max Martin may be gone but Oscar Holter (Blinding Lights, In Your Eyes, Bon Appetit, 1999) produced Cry About It Later; Oscar Görres (My My My!, various tracks for Troye, Lauv, Ellie) did Teary Eyes; Stargate is on this record, Peter Carlsson (Demi, Ariana), Charlie Puth who writes for anyone and everyone, Zedd, the Monsterz and the Strangerz - the idea that "the machine" isn't behind this record, like she's some indie artist forced to go it alone or something, is hilarious and absurd. It's as much a label-engineered big pop girl record as any other, so you can't use its supposed decline in quality from what's come before as evidence that Katy is not a talented songwriter or an artist with vision. She hasn't been exposed as the emperor sans clothes here. "The machine" just isn't giving her the same globe-conquering pop songs she was getting when she was in her 20s, which is literally how this industry always works so should not come as a surprise.
Yes, she has talked quite extensively about having taken immense validation in commercial success and being on top of the game from 2008-14, and how the backlash against Witness left her feeling borderline suicidal at times, and in a place where she had to completely change her mentality and build herself up again from nothing. I'm sure she would like to be grabbing big hits still - what popstar of Katy's ilk wouldn't, she's not k.d. lang - but she also seems to have transitioned to using music as both self-therapy and a way to talk about what she's learned about how to survive those battles with your inner demons and start building castles on stronger foundations than sand.
and people are willingly misinterpreting her - Smile is not a kidz bop, it's a song about celebrating making it out of the very darkest period in your life and successfully changing the way you see things. of course the lyricism is typically Katy - cloaked in metaphors, some fairly basic, more vague/universal/referential than hyper-specific to her own situation - but she's not saying "smile, life is good!" here. if that's all you're willing to take from it then don't try to critique it because you can't be arsed doing the actual work of putting yourself in her shoes. I find it genuinely quite baffling that Gaga is getting praise for the darkness of her lyricism on Chromatica (which, although dark in places, very much ALLUDES to things in a general and not-too sophisticated way, rather than really MINING that darkness with any specificity), but when Katy does the same (and there are serious parallels to be drawn between their songwriting styles at this point), she "hasn't developed" and deserves to be torn to shreds (as though she ever claimed to be that kind of songwriter anyway).
and let's not FORGET that when she actually did try to take her lyricism and thematics in a new direction - sometimes quite successfully - on Witness, nobody was having it! and that despite the fact that said record contained her absolute finest run of singles. people saw a haircut and decided a backlash was due.
Yes, she should have released Ghost, possibly instead of Birthday. It's a fantastic, mature pop ballad which could have taken things in a new direction for her. but, as mentioned above, she DID go dark with the follow-up to Prism (Chained is also notably more mature than previous lead singles at this point, thematically and sonically) - it didn't go down well. even as the album's biggest hit, Chained was not a global smash in the way that Roar was. so you can SEE that either she or the label might respond to that by thinking "OK, basic boppery is what sells from Katy Perry" - and yet the moment anyone catches a whiff of basic now, it's "WHY HASN'T SHE MATURED!?" - make your fucking minds up!
I wanted to respond to some of the critiques on the last couple of pages but don't really have the energy now!

and let's not FORGET that when she actually did try to take her lyricism and thematics in a new direction - sometimes quite successfully - on Witness, nobody was having it! and that despite the fact that said record contained her absolute finest run of singles. people saw a haircut and decided a backlash was due.
she DID go dark with the follow-up to Prism (Chained is also notably more mature than previous lead singles at this point, thematically and sonically) - it didn't go down well. even as the album's biggest hit, Chained was not a global smash in the way that Roar was. so you can SEE that either she or the label might respond to that by thinking "OK, basic boppery is what sells from Katy Perry" - and yet the moment anyone catches a whiff of basic now, it's "WHY HASN'T SHE MATURED!?"
Imagine if he had had energy.
i'll read your essay when i'm back home.

I listened again in full today and enjoyed it beginning to end - it's a really solid record.
I wanted to respond to some of the critiques on the last couple of pages but don't really have the energy now, especially when people are just being bitchy for the sake of it. however:
She still has the machine behind her. Who do you think wrote these songs? Max Martin may be gone but Oscar Holter (Blinding Lights, In Your Eyes, Bon Appetit, 1999) produced Cry About It Later; Oscar Görres (My My My!, various tracks for Troye, Lauv, Ellie) did Teary Eyes; Stargate is on this record, Peter Carlsson (Demi, Ariana), Charlie Puth who writes for anyone and everyone, Zedd, the Monsterz and the Strangerz - the idea that "the machine" isn't behind this record, like she's some indie artist forced to go it alone or something, is hilarious and absurd. It's as much a label-engineered big pop girl record as any other, so you can't use its supposed decline in quality from what's come before as evidence that Katy is not a talented songwriter or an artist with vision. She hasn't been exposed as the emperor sans clothes here. "The machine" just isn't giving her the same globe-conquering pop songs she was getting when she was in her 20s, which is literally how this industry always works so should not come as a surprise.
Yes, she has talked quite extensively about having taken immense validation in commercial success and being on top of the game from 2008-14, and how the backlash against Witness left her feeling borderline suicidal at times, and in a place where she had to completely change her mentality and build herself up again from nothing. I'm sure she would like to be grabbing big hits still - what popstar of Katy's ilk wouldn't, she's not k.d. lang - but she also seems to have transitioned to using music as both self-therapy and a way to talk about what she's learned about how to survive those battles with your inner demons and start building castles on stronger foundations than sand.
and people are willingly misinterpreting her - Smile is not a kidz bop, it's a song about celebrating making it out of the very darkest period in your life and successfully changing the way you see things. of course the lyricism is typically Katy - cloaked in metaphors, some fairly basic, more vague/universal/referential than hyper-specific to her own situation - but she's not saying "smile, life is good!" here. if that's all you're willing to take from it then don't try to critique it because you can't be arsed doing the actual work of putting yourself in her shoes. I find it genuinely quite baffling that Gaga is getting praise for the darkness of her lyricism on Chromatica (which, although dark in places, very much ALLUDES to things in a general and not-too sophisticated way, rather than really MINING that darkness with any specificity), but when Katy does the same (and there are serious parallels to be drawn between their songwriting styles at this point), she "hasn't developed" and deserves to be torn to shreds (as though she ever claimed to be that kind of songwriter anyway).
and let's not FORGET that when she actually did try to take her lyricism and thematics in a new direction - sometimes quite successfully - on Witness, nobody was having it! and that despite the fact that said record contained her absolute finest run of singles. people saw a haircut and decided a backlash was due.
Yes, she should have released Ghost, possibly instead of Birthday. It's a fantastic, mature pop ballad which could have taken things in a new direction for her. but, as mentioned above, she DID go dark with the follow-up to Prism (Chained is also notably more mature than previous lead singles at this point, thematically and sonically) - it didn't go down well. even as the album's biggest hit, Chained was not a global smash in the way that Roar was. so you can SEE that either she or the label might respond to that by thinking "OK, basic boppery is what sells from Katy Perry" - and yet the moment anyone catches a whiff of basic now, it's "WHY HASN'T SHE MATURED!?" - make your fucking minds up!