Kylie - Padam Padam (1st single, May 18th)

[Eddie]

The UK seems to account for roughly a fifth of her streaming.

 

[Eddie]

Not sure about half - it gets about 550k a day normally and only around 120k come from here, so it may only be like 20%. In saying that, it all helps.

I see Devil already said it.

 

[Finn]

UK PROMO KLAXON

 

[Finn]

Shame about the stains on her frock. Bit of Pret Chicken Caesar Baguette mayo, I expect

 

[Eddie]

 

[Nancy]

NUMBER 11 ON TODAY'S CHART UPDATE

 

[Eddie]

Up to #15 on Amazon. Bear in mind they are second to Spotify (over Apple) in the UK.

 

[K.C.]

Even Urban Dictionary is stanning. It's the Word of the Day.

 

[Eddie]

NUMBER 11 ON TODAY'S CHART UPDATE

#10 actually Nance!

 

[Nancy]

There's been a RECOUNT!

 

[Apoca]

 

[Jark]

OMFG. it's happening girls!!!

 

[Jark]

her team deserves every award.

 

[Lucille]

QUEEN!

 

[Jark]

the performance is fucking unreal! queen is so CONFIDENT! it's giving cunt!!!

 

[Finn]

That is fucking ICONIC

 

[lolly]

Apparently the show is on 7pm ITV next Saturday

 

[Jark]

oh she's just so cute

 

[Jark]

Kylie gives a minute of head to the lucky gays (and 50k locals)

 

[Apoca]

This lifeless crowd.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This lifeless crowd.

And THIS is why Radio 1 won't playlist her

 

[Lucille]

If she’d have come out of the floor like they at Hoopla people would’ve died.

 

[VoR]

This lifeless crowd.

Probably waiting for LEWIS CAPALDI to come out and get the party started.

 

[Eddie]

 

[Lucille]

The CUNT!

 

[Nancy]

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5 seconds after that photo was taken, Gemma Collins fell on her

 

[GNL]

This lifeless crowd.

People who like music don't go to the Capital Summertime Ball sadly.

 

[lolly]

This lifeless crowd.

Not all of them

 

[Lucille]

That was me when Kylie appeared during Nick Cave’s set in Victoria Park.

 

[Halli]

Bless

what a time to be alive

 

[Halli]

the performance is fucking unreal! queen is so CONFIDENT! it's giving cunt!!!

That strut - that confidence, its giving me all of the confidence Glasto must have given her, its giving me ALL of the lukewarm album responses, its giving me just where she is right now all into one. God I love her

 

[Jark]

another best day.



here's capital's official upload of THE PERF™



Agnes found shaking, Jessie Ware rocking in the foetal position, Beyoncé taking NOTES on her branded paper pad

 

[Zu]

I’m finding this confidence chat quite

When has she ever been UNCONFIDENT? She’s hardly MARIETTE!

 

[Halli]

I’m finding this confidence chat quite

Its just a little strut she's got, not seen it since Fever, and less robotic.

In other news, I am quite interested in where she places those sunglasses, on AI it was to a dancer, here, she places them like you place your drink just before going out to the smoking area.

 

[Eddie]

Oh Kylie STRUTS plenty. Have we forgotten the Minogue Medley on TOTP?

 

[Eddie]

We should have a thread dedicated to TOP KYLIE STRUTS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really never thought this would keep gaining as much as it has so far! It’s just all so wonderful to witness

 

[K.C.]

Breaking news! Kylie CONFIDENT

 

[Halli]

and can STRUT. You knew what Halli meant!

 

[K.C.]

I mean the bitch always TURNS. IT. OUT. When have we NOT been able to rely on Queen Ky to serve?