Kylie - Padam Padam (1st single, May 18th)

[Eddie]

I wouldn't know. It's good exposure though.

CGYOOMH is being used in that (ghastly looking) Fatal Attraction reboot.

Actually my mistake, it's the one I mentioned before.

They are all much the same anyway.

 

[Eddie]

So this seems almost universally adored, no? Say Something didn't even get this sort of reaction.

For something that's probably her most slight single since Slow, that's some response.

 

[Phoenix]

Can it be universally adored when very few people have heard it?

 

[Eddie]

Can it be universally adored when very few people have heard it?

Amongst the rabid fanbase I mean.

 

[Iguana]

Universally adored

 

[RJN]

Gen Z cannot stop talking about Padam Padam

 

[Zu]

Gen Z cannot stop talking about Padam Padam

I went out earlier and EVERYONE is talking about it. They ADORE it and are crying out for a 30 second sped-up remix

 

[lolly]

It just took me nearly three hours to get served in Farmfoods because the bloody women on checkout wouldn't stop talking about Padam Padam.

 

[Nancy]

"How's PADAM?" Jo Joyner asked me earlier.

 

[Eddie]

I've never seen a reaction for a Kylie single quite like it on PJ (or SayHey for that matter).

 

[Zu]

How can anyone have a reaction to a SONG THEY HAVEN’T EVEN HEARD? Maybe they forgot to take their Haldol and are confusing the withdrawal with hearing new Kylie sounds. Luckily I HAVE heard it because my dear friend VASILIOS has a copy and here are some EXCLUSIVE LYRICS

PADAM PADAM
PADAM PADAM
My favourite meal? Well it’s TOAST AND JAM
PADAM PADAM
PADAM PADAM
Do you want to sneak a peek at my TASTY LITTLE CLAM

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So this seems almost universally adored, no?

I would like to commend you for your service in making sure that the Eurovision people are not the most unhinged of the week

 

[RJN]

How can anyone have a reaction to a SONG THEY HAVEN’T EVEN HEARD?

well this I’ve done

 

[Eddie]

You all know what I meant! Amongst those WHO HAVE HEARD IT.

 

[Nancy]

PADAM PADAM
PADAM PADAM
I'm a VEGAN, I don't eat SPAM
PADAM PADAM
PADAM PADAM
Shahada is my favourite PILLAR of ISLAM

 

[Zu]

“blod” on PJ says:

“All nations on Saturday night: And douze points go to Australia - Padam Padam!”



What a TIT

 

[Jark]

leave blod alone!

if they were smarter though this would've premiered this week and she'd be performing in the RITA ORA SLOT (as it's now known) in SF2. allegedly Padam Padam was chosen as lead single for its "European appeal" () so you'd think they might have NOTICED THE SYMMETRY in that particular promo opportunité.

 

[OutSynk]

So this seems almost universally adored, no? Say Something didn't even get this sort of reaction.

For something that's probably her most slight single since Slow, that's some response.

Agreed love it so much. When can I hear it?

 

[Iguana]

It's like the "Golden will feature PROMINENTLY in Rupaul" saga all over again!

 

[Zu]

I heard it’s now called PADAM MADAME to get sales from bewildered MADAM X FANS who’ll think it’s the 79th limited edition format and the leaked lyrics have been changed

Padam Madame
You’re the TIP OF THE TOP
PADAM MADAME
You’re the PICK OF THE CROP

 

[Pipo]

is it on twitter yet? cause no one is willing to share a fucking link

 

[Iguana]

I can't wait until it's universally available!

 

[RJN]

I can't wait until it's universally available!

You missed it during the coronation?

 

[Iguana]

You missed it during the coronation?

I was universally asleep

 

[Eddie]

is it on twitter yet? cause no one is willing to share a fucking link

Want me to HIT YOU UP Pips?

 

[OutSynk]

I can't wait until it's universally available!

She's not on Universal.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This should renamed KYLIE WANTS A TIKTOK HIT

I like it!

 

[Eddie]

...

 

[Jark]

that single cover is HOT. the new Kylie logo is serving Fever but drawn by a CUNTY COMPUTER.

 

[Zu]

Quite a pleasingly glossy cover and I do like the A in MADAM PANDA

 

[Pipo]

omg. I love that it's kind of subdued, by everyone's comments I was expecting something else, maybe even funks will kind of like it even if it's just minimal techno FLUFF.

It's very FEVER isn't it?

 

[Nancy]

omg. I love that it's kind of subdued, by everyone's comments I was expecting something else, maybe even funks will kind of like it even if it's just minimal techno FLUFF.

It's very FEVER isn't it?

Yes, but is it ART?

 

[Apoca]

Love this, there is something quite twisted and menacing about it.

 

[Phoenix]

The most important question is how difficult will the tiktok dance be? Will all the ailing older gays be able to perform it?

 

[Apoca]

Also - infinite remix potential.

 

[Pipo]

I can't wait for this in HQ Kylie Ann, I wanna feel universally FRUMPY

 

[Eddie]

Not sure what to make of this:



Is Sophie Muller involved I wonder?

 

[Nancy]

Sophie Muller is Mae Muller's AUNT

 

[Jark]

OMG

 

[Eddie]

If you don't want to be spoiled, don't listen to this:



Slightly different lyrics to the leak...