Kylie - Padam Padam (1st single, May 18th)

[Eddie]

Padam Padam wax cylinder OUT NOW

PADAM EVERYTHING FFS!

 

[VoR]

For just £150 and a pre-order of the album, team Kylie will train a gay Mynah bird to trill Padam Padam for you on request.

 

[Devil]

Spotify UK

24 (+1) 155 205 streams

New peak!

There‘s six or seven above her on ACR as well that are lower in the actual chart, so ‘essentially’ being #17 or so is marvellous, especially as it’s top ten on Apple and Amazon.

 

[Eddie]

How soon before we start manifesting top 5?

 

[lolly]

I cannot contemplate anything more until she manages top ten.

 

[Apoca]

How soon before we start manifesting top 5?

Someone is gonna have to suck the chrome off of a tailpipe for that, no?

 

[Eddie]

 

[Kratz]

Have you not tried their Goodrem Hills Sauvignon Blanc?

Amorosi Falls does a lovely chardonnnaaayyyy

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Eddie]

All three versions of the song are in the iTunes Top 10 at the moment. She hasn't shifted from #1 in a while.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry Padamers, I haven’t kept up with the latest chart positions, how far away is she from the Top 10?

 

[Nancy]

Sorry Padamers, I haven’t kept up with the latest chart positions, how far away is she from the Top 10?

Not a MILLION MILES away.

 

[Kratz]

Sorry Padamers, I haven’t kept up with the latest chart positions, how far away is she from the Top 10?

300 sales at last count. OMG.

 

[lolly]

Still couldn't bring myself to order the cassette

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[lolly]

Is this an indication they will put it on even more playlists?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I assume it means it’s taking off and making them money so they are pushing it?

 

[Soldi]

Is this an indication they will put it on even more playlists?

They should put it on every playlist

 

[Eddie]

Is this an indication they will put it on even more playlists?

I wonder if this means they will support it more internationally. They don't have regional twitter accounts.

 

[Pipo]

They should put it on every playlist

especially in the Hot Latin Hits playlist along with Karol G and Peso Pluma

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I wonder if this means they will support it more internationally. They don't have regional twitter accounts.

They seem to?

 

[rhythmbandit]

It just needs to be randomly inserted into an Eastenders scene in the Queen Vic now.

 

[Finn]

Have Aldi launched a knock off of Kylie wines yet?

Aldi's Dannii Wines COMING SOON

 

[funky]

Still couldn't bring myself to order the cassette

You're the reason it goes in at #11 tomorrow, I hope you know that.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine if lolly is the reason Kylie cries…

 

[Finn]

KYLIE in WESTMINSTER

 

[Finn]

(Would be a bit more impressive if at the end it hadn't cut to the wide shot to reveal approx 10 people in the 430-seater House of Commons)

 

[Soldi]

Does @Finn have @Ill Advised on ignore?

 

[Finn]

Oh lord I'd read the thread and everything.

Sorry Ill Advised, loving your work (now that I've taken you off ignore)

 

[Pingu]

Did anybody in here actually order the cassette and get a dispatch email yesterday at all?

 

[Pingu]

Oh my god I’ve just seen some gay panic on another forum because LOREEN dispatched her CD singles yesterday too so may ultimately be the one to rob this of a top ten place.

 

[GNL]

(Would be a bit more impressive if at the end it hadn't cut to the wide shot to reveal approx 10 people in the 430-seater House of Commons)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my god I’ve just seen some gay panic on another forum because LOREEN dispatched her CD singles yesterday too so may ultimately be the one to rob this of a top ten place.

That would bring me so much joy.

 

[lolly]

I'll be blaming Sheeran or Capaldi, even if it's Loreen at #10 and Kylie at #11, and if they aren't in the top ten anyway.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Did anybody in here actually order the cassette and get a dispatch email yesterday at all?

I’ve not had an email

 

[Devil]

Up 11 to #29 in Australia, looks like it’s properly gaining traction there as well.

Also front cover (/track one?) on Apple Musics main hits playlist, so expect it to climb further up the top ten there

 

[Pingu]

I’ve not had an email

 

[Kratz]

I’ve not had an email

Kylie's locked herself out of her Gmail. She tried to reset the password but the security code went to her old Nokia 3310 which is at Dannii's house.

 

[octophone]

The tapes have probably all warped beyond use in the heat anyway. Like anyone will actually play the thing - she could put one of Enoch Powell's speeches on side 2 and no-one would spot it until 2041.

 

[funky]

The tapes have probably all warped beyond use in the heat anyway. Like anyone will actually play the thing - she could put one of Enoch Powell's speeches on side 2 and no-one would spot it until 2041.

I assume they’re just purchased for gay bedroom shelf shrines everywhere, placed neatly between the My Little Pony and the Princess Diana anniversary candle

Or stood upright to hide the lube