Lady Gaga - The Chromatica Era

I'm currently popping my puss.. oh who am I kidding, furiously stirring the chicken soup to ALICE! Is this the new GIRL GONE WILD?! :disco:

LOVE the 'E.T. PHONE HOME' rap verse!
 
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6 hour update!

08 (+1) Alice
10 (--) Stupid Love
10 (--) Rain On Me
10 (--) Free Woman
08 (--) Fun Tonight
07 (-1) 911
10 (+3) Plastic Doll
03 (+1) Sour Candy
07 (+1) Enigma
07 (-1) Replay
09 (-1) Sine From Above
10 (+1) 1000 Doves
07 (-3) Babylon

Babylon aged like the milk in my avatar, everything else is holding up well!
 
I've decided that the album is shit again. :) If I'm in the right mood I can bop to some of these turds but feel deep guilt afterwards. Alice and Free Woman are genuinely wonderful though and glimpses of what could have been. I also enjoy Fun Tonight quite a bit, it's giving me Born This Way vibes. It all CRASHES in the second act though. Also thank God I can stop pretending I like Stupid Love. That 2D beat might be the most uninspired thing of all on this album.
 
Actually I'm surprised Tramell never showed up for this. Instead he dispatches Lou.
 
VoR said:
Just finished my first listen. What a shower of basic, reductive trash.

I declare it her most listenable LP since The Fame Monster :disco:
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:D:disco: I’m already over it TBH. Just can’t believe the amount of turds :tongueout:
 
Sour Candy and Alice are the only songs I actually WANT to hear. Babylon, Stupid Love and Rain On Me I'll settle for if they come on a shuffle playlist.

The rest are disposable af.
 
Suomi said:
Hi there, my name is Suomi and this is my testimonial.

By 11am this morning I had had enough. The police brutality in America, Donald Trump trying to delete twitter, the battle with the UK government on schools re-opening, Dominic Cummings, Matt Hancock - I could go on.

In my desperation to prevent another nervous breakdown, I decided to play Chromatica, the latest album by Lady Gaga - a singer I have never really connected with (I warmed to her during the Artpop era but I felt strongly that she never really went gay enough) However, the decision to play Chromatica, her new album, has changed my entire outlook on not only Lady Gaga, but on life itself. No longer will I surround myself with negativity when I can instead just choose to live on Chromatica, where it rains diamonds and tragedy is given a disco beat. Just when I thought the album couldn't be anymore homosexual, the next track played. I am filled with euphoria and know now that I can face anything.

To summarise, this is my favourite classical music album since Myleene's Klass' "Moving On", and I feel like personally thanking Lady Gaga for birthing this during such a difficult time.
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I knew that empty frame was leading to a cultural epiphany for you and an appreciation of art in its purest sense. So happy for you xxx
 
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joanne said:
6 hour update!


07 (-3) Babylon

Babylon aged like the milk in my avatar, everything else is holding up well!
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I've played Babylon 722 times and each time it increases its score by one so go figure.
 
OMG it's Jinny's Keep Warm that it's reminding me of. From car crash to plane crash, Gaga really has been on one hell of a sigourney.
 
Rita said:
I listened to this earlier whilst sitting basking in the sun. Well I got to 8 tracks in and turned it off. They all sounded THE SAME, and not with a hook between them. What on EARTH is going on?
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RITA CANCELLED.
 
Rita said:
I listened to this earlier whilst sitting basking in the sun. Well I got to 8 tracks in and turned it off. They all sounded THE SAME, and not with a hook between them. What on EARTH is going on?
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That's exactly what my mum said about Born This Way, "they all have the same beat" :(
 
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