Lady Gaga - The Chromatica Era

[Jark]

anyway here's a new pic

 

[Iguana]

I used to have a design program that made backgrounds like that in about 1998

 

[OutSynk]

I used to have a design program that made backgrounds like that in about 1998

I think you could do that in Paint?

 

[Loufoque]

Gaga really can't win. When she's launching an album with extravagant campaigns and flying dresses, queens be like "Just STFU and give us bops". When she STFU and just gives us bops (and let's be clear - Stupid Love slaps, the remix slaps, Free Woman slaps, and she is about to unleash a fucking 90s-house-tinged Ariana Grande duet with the the lyrics "I'd rather be dry, but AT LEAST I'M ALIVE" in the middle of a pandemic), she is still criticised.

I could not be MORE perched.

 

[Loufoque]

And this is very cute and joyful. Alaska, Aquaria. Her commitment to THAT choreo. I stan.

 

[Pipo]

Gaga doesn't DO promo during lockdown. She's not Katy Perry!!

 

[Sheena]

NO PROMO AT ALL*

*- During a pandemic with no real opportunities and having just organised a massively ridiculous televised world wide fund raiser in about a week...

 

[GNL]

"I'd rather be dry, but AT LEAST I'M ALIVE"

The anthem survivors of the 2004 tsunami, and flood season in Yorkshire, need.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Jark]

NO PROMO AT ALL*

*- During a pandemic with no real opportunities

Bitch please. Everyone and their cat is doing living room promo and a lot of it has been great. Clean Bandit did a garden concert and they don't even have new music out. There are opportunities aplenty, she just doesn't want to promote.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

She's appearing on the Graham Norton show on 29th May

 

[Mats]

sole guest I presume?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Given the new format of the show I doubt it.

Niall Horan will be the music performer on the same show.

 

[straightorbroken]

anyway here's a new pic

Well Gaga knows how to get her 11 days worth out of a bit of tinfoil.

 

[Loufoque]

3 days until Rocket #9 lifts off for Chromatica girls

 

[OutSynk]

Apparently a song on the album samples Maneater.

 

[COB]

Hall and Oates or Nelly Furtado?

 

[OutSynk]

Hall and Oates

Gurl

 

[COB]

 

[straightorbroken]

On a sidebar, I'm suddenly in the mood for some Say It Right.

Back to Gagging, I'm hoping this is a full thrust of esoteric disorder, no coherence, taste or restraint please. The Grande thing is a cool rider, but flatly is just the ticket to the real ride I am wishing.

 

[Loufoque]

My pussy is already popping in anticipation for Babylon. Battle for Your Life

 

[Pipo]

Is the Babylon version of the song popping up in some silly Tiktok high heels challenge the real thing or just the demo?

Spoiler: Babylon?

I do love a dirty bassline

 

[Christian]

Well Babylon sounds SUPER from that

 

[OutSynk]

Is the Babylon version of the song popping up in some silly Tiktok high heels challenge the real thing or just the demo?

It’s the instrumental clip from the Haus Labs commercial.

 

[K.C.]

Babylon will be a crystallization of all that is GAY. For our listening entertainment.

 

[OutSynk]

Apparently a song on the album samples Maneater.

Well it’s over.

 

[Iguana]

Who said she wasn't doing any promo??

 

[Iguana]

It's promo for The Weather Channel but it's a start

 

[K.C.]

#TheWeatherISthePromo

 

[Jark]

OK but that was a bitsy ICONIC

 

[K.C.]

For Gaga this is 'art'.
For Ariana it's dorky.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who said she wasn't doing any promo??

Eurgh.. I think it was good, I dunno.

 

[OutSynk]

New inspiration for Moopy tags you pigfuckers

 

[K.C.]

New inspiration for Moopy tags you pigfuckers

She knows her fans

 

[Loufoque]

The Weather Girls reference has only made me gag for an extended remix with an It's Raining Men interpolation

HI, HI!
WE YO WEATHER GIRLS
UH HUH!
AND HAVE WE GOT NEEEEWWWS FOR YOU!
YOU BETTER LISTEN!

All in Gaga's monotonous deadpan spoken-word voice of course.

To be honest, I would have gagged for some kind of Martha Wash reference on Chromatica. I know the reference points seem to be more French house, but I would have ooped for a Somethin' Goin' On-style vocal banger.

 

[Loufoque]

I am still hoping that she Sam Smiths Elton a little and gives him a gay club banger to close out his career.

 

[OutSynk]

The back cover is a rosebud.

 

[Diddy]

That’s a LARGE sticker

(and a tight watch strap)

 

[OutSynk]

The album photoshoot is awesome. Too bad the vinyl comes in a PLASTIC BAG.

 

[HeLikedTurner]

Can't believe this still hasn't leaked. Wednesday night RUINED.