Lindsey Graham DEAD

[dUb]

 

[dUb]

bye gay

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

What would we do without the "Personal life" section on Wikipedia:

Having never married or had children, Graham said, "I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me." According to his memoir, he had a girlfriend in law school named Debbie, and two more during his time in the Air Force in Germany.

He was just TOO BUSY OK?

 

[FetchFugly]

Agog he was only 71... the worry of trusting those gay porn stars to keep quiet must have weighed HEAVY

 

[Soldi]

They’re DROPPING LIKE FLIES this week!

 

[jivafox]

RIP the ladybugs

 

[Finn]

Thoughts are with Debbie at this time

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Oooh another evil cunt dead.

 

[ButterTart]

I also have a girlfriend in law school called Debbie.

 

[Dark Carnival]

They’re DROPPING LIKE FLIES this week!

And that’s not even counting Mitch who is very much alive!

 

[octophone]

Yeah, this makes the McConnell situation all the more strange.

 

[Jark]

oh. it couldn't have happened to a gayer person.

Mitch really sacrificed one of his own for a few extra days as a vegetable. respect!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do we think she got to fully appreciate Confessions II?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Penelope]

Oh my God
I am heartly sorry for having offended thee
And I detest all my sins
Because I dread the loss of Heaven
And the pain of Hell
But most of all, because I love thee
And I want so badly to be good

 

[Penelope]

Remember her this way

 

[Jark]

I'm not a mole shamer but that really is considerably too much information.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That needs a TRIGGER WARNING, to be honest!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[lolly]

 

[VoR]

It's been observed that the statement was put out in the early hours of the morning for Americans.

Which makes it seem somewhat likely that the family were aware of the macabre horror show of Mitch McConnell being given the Weekend at Bernie's treatment and thought 'fuck that'.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Soldi]

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Jark]

so heartfelt!!!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I mean I’d say he deserved better but he really really didn’t.

 

[Lucille]

“Darling”

Oh he was dying to say FAGGOT!

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Madison]

“Darling”

Oh he was dying to say FAGGOT!

Darline, I’m afraid. His sister/replacement as Senator.

 

[Lucille]

Are we sure it’s not our LINZ in a WIG and a SICKENING PUMP?

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Jark]

funerals are very boring, in his defense - they don't even happen in a ballroom

 

[Finn]

 

[Soldi]