Lindsey Graham DEAD (1 Viewer)

What would we do without the "Personal life" section on Wikipedia:

Having never married or had children, Graham said, "I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me." According to his memoir, he had a girlfriend in law school named Debbie, and two more during his time in the Air Force in Germany.

He was just TOO BUSY OK?
 
Agog he was only 71... the worry of trusting those gay porn stars to keep quiet must have weighed HEAVY
 
oh. it couldn't have happened to a gayer person.

Mitch really sacrificed one of his own for a few extra days as a vegetable. respect!
 
Oh my God
I am heartly sorry for having offended thee
And I detest all my sins
Because I dread the loss of Heaven
And the pain of Hell
But most of all, because I love thee
And I want so badly to be good
 
Remember her this way

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I'm not a mole shamer but that really is considerably too much information.
 
It's been observed that the statement was put out in the early hours of the morning for Americans.

Which makes it seem somewhat likely that the family were aware of the macabre horror show of Mitch McConnell being given the Weekend at Bernie's treatment and thought 'fuck that'.
 
funerals are very boring, in his defense - they don't even happen in a ballroom
 

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