Local news in non-rioting places

This is literally a few roads away from where I live. I did pop down to have a look last night, but the car had been removed... The logistics are phenomenal. He crashed out of a small ground floor car park!

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It's literally the best thing to happen here since two people were murdered by a 13 year old boy!
 
I have been into my local Mozzers and bought pies at 8am with no problem loads of times even when the pie-counter woman's still bagging them all up. It's either a local rule or our pie-woman is too scared to refuse, I know people who'd attack somebody physically for pie refusal.
 
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I actually don’t know the last time I had a pie. I am partial to a lot of other unhealthy shit, but I just never take the notion for a pie.
 
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It's either a local rule or our pie-woman is too scared to refuse, I know people who'd attack somebody physically for pie refusal.
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:D I so need to relocate to the North. @ButterTart, clear away the crisp bags, rusk boxes and that burger you fell asleep in, I’m MOVING IN

But what on EARTH is this idiocy about being able to sell fruit pies but NOT meat?
 
Zu-Klara said:
:D I so need to move to the North. @ButterTart, clear away the crisp bags and rusk boxes, I’m MOVING IN

But what on EARTH is this idiocy about being able to sell fruit pies but NOT meat?
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Burly builder’s are more partial to a greasy pie full of unmentionables of an early morning rather than an Apple crumble I would assume. I can imagine floppet has witnessed many an altercation at the local supermarket over the last Curry pie.
 
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I'm quite intrigued to find out more about our Anthony. He could be the biggest Moopy idol since...

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He reminds me of that OLD POOF who was on the X Factor for a while

No, not Louis Walsh...
 
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