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Hammersmith clinic used as brothel

I always thought this place looked a bit weird, but this is the good bit: "On 19 September 2018 the Police received a phone call from a male member of the public who stated that his friend had attended the premises and had unprotected sex with one of the masseurs. The male had then contracted an STD following this encounter."

Sure, mate, "your friend".
 
Oh the dear old FALMOUTH PACKET. That TAKES ME BACK.

Anyway if you're going to put on a dress and have sex with a dog then PENDENNIS CASTLE is a particularly lovely spot for it
 
Shirley said:
Oh the dear old FALMOUTH PACKET. That TAKES ME BACK.

Anyway if you're going to put on a dress and have sex with a dog then PENDENNIS CASTLE is a particularly lovely spot for it
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Do you know, my first thought was 'ooh, what a lovely view he'd have', rather than one of revulsion.

Perhaps I need (more) help.
 
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