LUCY UP MY HOLE - A Musical Extravaganza, with Lucille - Friday 13th November, 9pm GMT

[Lucille]

UNLUCKY FOR SOME, but not for you, this Friday the 13th, for one night only, get ready for LUCY UP YOUR HOLE. A night of Lucille’s cocaine after party favourites.

Music from 7 decades encompassing disco, electro, italo, house, techno and a smattering of SULTRY GEMS.

A night for Moopers who like their music twisted, their holes fisted, and their nose, BLISTERED.

(condoms optional)

Love, and kisses.

Lucille

x

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lovely artwork

 

[Dark Carnival]

I shall be bringing ket

 

[ButterTart]

I shall endeavour to be there. I will not be bringing any recreational drugs, just a couple of Kopparberg.

 

[lolly]

I will not be attending, but will be operating a helpline for anyone affected by the issues raised for the duration.

 

[jivafox]

Excited!

 

[Tisch]

7 Decades!

 

[OutSynk]

The artwork is very

 

[Nancy]

7 Decades!

THAT GOES BACK TO THE 1960s

 

[ButterTart]

Excited!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Excited for this!

 

[Tisch]

THAT GOES BACK TO THE 1960s

He didn't say they were consecutive decades! Hoping for some ancient Egyptian BANGERS!

 

[Lucille]

Actually technically it’s 8 decades I just realised.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I knew you'd forgotten some Doris Day.

 

[Kate]

CAN’T WAIT!

 

[Jark]

7 Decades!

how exceptionally cultured of our dear @Lucille! and she's only 30-something. personally I've never heard a single song from before 1991, the year in which raving, ecstasy and (coincidentally) @Jark were all invented.

mind you her hole is 50-something (not talking centimetres). they age FASTER with OVERUSE.

 

[Jark]

all of which is my way of saying I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TO BE DESTROYED BY THIS! SPECIALIST GUNNY PARAMEDICS ON HIGH ALERT!

 

[lolly]

I'm doing an online training course so I'll be a fully qualified gunnycologist by Friday. Any prolapses form an orderly queue and I'll be along with blunt instrument to pop them back in.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

These Friday nights on Moopy need a nurse.

 

[ButterTart]

These Friday nights on Moopy need a nurse.

Yeah, I’m a bit pissed off that this Covid vaccine will be putting paid to our shut-in Friday fun. I don’t think they considered us at all when they were inventing it.

 

[COB]

I'll be there, hanging out atop a bollard as usual for these events

 

[Kate]

Is Prosecco suitable for this or should I go straight to the hard liquor

 

[OutSynk]

Is Prosecco suitable for this or should I go straight to the hard liquor

I’d suggest you skip the liquor and go straight to meth.

 

[Lucille]

I’d go for the ABSINTHE.

 

[Jark]

I cannot stop CACKLING at that masterful ARTWORK

 

[Lucille]

If you are drinking Prosecco I suggest that shit £9.99 one you get from the bottom shelf of the offy and only ever buy at 3am because it tastes like battery acid.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Last week was poppers, WKD Blue with a straw (makes you look younger) and shitting out glitter.

This week is meth, fisting slings and pissing blood.

 

[lolly]

I cannot stop CACKLING at that masterful ARTWORK

If only it was slightly out of focus. It would be like Kylie for Marc Jacobs.

 

[Jark]

If only it was slightly out of focus. It would be like Kylie for Marc Jacobs.

unfortunately it was shot on a phone camera and not a potato from 1986 so it could never hope to compare.

 

[Kate]

If you are drinking Prosecco I suggest that shit £9.99 one you get from the bottom shelf of the offy and only ever buy at 3am because it tastes like battery acid.

£10.99 at Latymer Liquormart

 

[Lucille]

TWO MORE SLEEPS.

 

[Suomi]

If you are drinking Prosecco I suggest that shit £9.99 one you get from the bottom shelf of the offy and only ever buy at 3am because it tastes like battery acid.

this really spoke to me.

anyway, I can’t attend because I’m starting a new temp job manning the lines at lolly’s crisis centre

 

[Lucille]

this really spoke to me.

anyway, I can’t attend because I’m starting a new temp job manning the lines at lolly’s crisis centre

Angels come in many guises.

 

[Lucille]

TOMORROW

 

[jivafox]

I’m gaping

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

If you are drinking Prosecco I suggest that shit £9.99 one you get from the bottom shelf of the offy and only ever buy at 3am because it tastes like battery acid.

£9.99 Prosecco sounds QUITE PRICEY to me

 

[Kate]

It IS, especially for a shit one, but that's the OFFY for you. No other choice if it's the only thing open or you just can't be arsed to walk the extra 7 minutes to Tesco.

 

[Lucille]

I can also recommend this UTTER FILTH.

The amount of times I’ve gagged this down warm and flat out of a mug at 6am doesn’t bear thinking about.

 

[jivafox]

I might treat myself to a bottle of PROGRIGIO for the occasion.

 

[Lucille]

I might treat myself to a bottle of PROGRIGIO for the occasion.