LUCY UP MY HOLE - A Musical Extravaganza, with Lucille - Friday 13th November, 9pm GMT

[Lucille]

I know what I’m drinking.

 

[Kate]

omg! This basic bitch would totally try that if only there was an Asda nearby.

 

[lolly]

Probably not necessary on a forum of SLACK ALICES, but if anyone needs loosening up in preparation, I'll leave this under the sink in the lounge en suite.

Probably best to give it a quick rinse under the tap before insertion. Not being funny but I don't trust @ButterTart's hygiene standards.

 

[Tisch]

Genuinely LOVE Frexinet!

 

[ButterTart]

Probably not necessary on a forum of SLACK ALICES, but if anyone needs loosening up in preparation, I'll leave this under the sink in the lounge en suite.

Probably best to give it a quick rinse under the tap before insertion. Not being funny but I don't trust @ButterTart's hygiene standards.

I’ll just spruce my Clarence with a wet wipe as normal, thanks. Although the padlock’s a good idea so I don’t rob it and get a few quid down the Cash Converters.

 

[Tisch]

Don't forget you can get your Frexinet in a lovely crystalline bottle for that extra touch of class!

 

[SDF]

I quite like that prosecco

 

[Lucille]

CAVA DEAR...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Probably not necessary on a forum of SLACK ALICES, but if anyone needs loosening up in preparation, I'll leave this under the sink in the lounge en suite.

Probably best to give it a quick rinse under the tap before insertion. Not being funny but I don't trust @ButterTart's hygiene standards.

Forgive my innocence, but what is the padlock for? Surely you could still pop that out easily enough?

 

[Kate]

Never get your prosecco mixed up with your cava, and CERTAINLY don't get either of them confused with crémant or @Zu-Klara will be round to give you a JOLLY GOOD TALKING TO

 

[Lucille]

Personally I will be drinking Cremant by the BUCKET FULL tomorrow.

 

[Mats]

Forgive my innocence, but what is the padlock for? Surely you could still pop that out easily enough?

that's why we're making you an anal piercing first

 

[SDF]

Frexinet is prosecco?

 

[Kate]

OH the FANCY bottle does appear to say prosecco on it. How ODD

 

[Kate]

They have obviously jumped on the basic bitch bandwagon and started making it.

 

[Lucille]

They seem to make both CAVA and PROSECCO oddly enough.

 

[Lucille]

It’s such an unappetising NAME as well, FREXINET sounds like a defunct 90s tech company.

 

[Kate]

I was told it's pronounced fresher-net. Someone who speaks Catalan to confirm pls

 

[Jark]

I was told it's pronounced fresher-net.

just an msn group for grubby first year students circa 2006 then. much better!

 

[lolly]

FUN FACT: Freixenet is (or at least was) made in the home town of a dotmusic poster

lol

 

[Lucille]

HULL?

 

[Lucille]

LESS THAN 12 HOURS. I can exclusively reveal 2 ASFM alumni will be making appearences tonight. Decades of music covered will be.

00s
60s
70s
80s
90s
00s
10s
20s

 

[Lucille]

OMG actually it's 3 ASFM alumni!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LESS THAN 12 HOURS. I can exclusively reveal 2 ASFM alumni will be making appearences tonight. Decades of music covered will be.

00s
60s
70s
80s
90s
00s
10s
20s

Is that first one the 1900s

 

[lolly]

Shall we predict who the first casualty taken to the St John's Ambulance tent with a prolapse will be?

 

[Jark]

Shall we predict who the first casualty taken to the St John's Ambulance tent with a prolapse will be?

I'm sure it'll be @OutSynk. gunny's been looking precarious for some time already

 

[Nancy]

IMAGINE USING A DOUCHE BULB TO FILL SOMEONE’S HOLE WITH PROSECCO THEN DRINKING STRAIGHT FROM THE HOLE. A WIN WIN SITUATION.

 

[jivafox]

Spoiler: NOF

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm GAGGED at the RANGE.

The 1900s is a particular PROSPECT which I'm PRIMED and SHOWING ANKLE FOR.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Mats]

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

PERCHED AND READY ALREADY

EDIT: My RUDE GIF didn’t work

 

[Lucille]

Omg, the above is very NOF btw.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Mats]

just undid the cork with my dexterous sphincter :emoji_wine_glass:

too bad I'll be in bed by the time Lucille butters up hers

 

[Mats]

can we go back to zoophilia? this is unsettling me

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M OUT OF CRÉMANT?