Maluma vs Mahmood

[joanne]

tough. Mahmood looks like he'd make me scream in bed but Maluma looks like an actual God... i'll go with Maluma.

 

[Phoenix]

They both do nothing for me. Too thin and hairless.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

MALUMA



MAHMOOD



I love that Maluma has a RECORDING CAREER that literally nobody cares about JUST START AN ONLYFANS!

 

[Soldi]

Oh not BLEACHED hair MALMUMA love!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I feel it's time for my WEEKLY WEEP to the CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED and AMAZING 'Rapide' SONG AND VIDEO

Just watch it queens, and start a whole new life



Soldi means NOTHING TO ME following this masterpiece, Vienna

 

[Soldi]

Soldi means NOTHING TO ME

Maybe I need to ride a TURTLE

 

[dmlaw]

I have to assume that the pillar is touching the bottom of Mahmood's neck.

 

[funky]

Now the prospect of an Italian-Egyptian mix is quite salivating but he's just not pretty, sorry not sorry.

Maluma is almost TOO PRETTY. Obviously I wouldn't kick him out of bed but instagram culture is really killing off the catalogue look for me. Gimme someone cute and understated every time.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh not BLEACHED hair MALMUMA love!

The only Maluma I would fuck

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Now the prospect of an Italian-Egyptian mix is quite salivating but he's just not pretty, sorry not sorry.

sorry, but this opinion on THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ALIVE does not compute!

 

[Dark Carnival]

The only Maluma I would fuck

I hope his ARSE HAIRS are bleached too!

 

[Soldi]

Oh if only he was LICKING MY HOLE

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I hope his ARSE HAIRS are bleached too!

I don't imagine Maluma has ANY HAIR DOWN THERE AT ALL

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't imagine Maluma has ANY HAIR DOWN THERE AT ALL

EVEN BETTER! BRB HAVING A WANK!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

EVEN BETTER! BRB HAVING A WANK!

SEND PICS OBV x

 

[Soldi]

Yes lots of NSFW tonight IN MY INBOX @Dark Carnival

I’ll send you LEGS in return although they’re QUITE HAIRY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes lots of NSFW tonight IN MY INBOX @Dark Carnival

I’ll send you LEGS in return although they’re QUITE HAIRY

My inbox is empty

 

[GNL]

sorry, but this opinion on THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ALIVE does not compute!

I really don't get it either.

I feel like I'm being GASLIGHTED by this thread.

Maluma is obviously banging though.

 

[Soldi]

My inbox is empty

Fill mine in first for some HOT REPLIES

 

[lolly]

MAHMOOD

Can't believe I'm jealous of a pillar

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Can't believe I'm jealous of a pillar

OMG SO MUCH SAME!

 

[Soldi]

@SDF can you start tweeting MAHMOOD pls and also direct him to my INBOX

TIA xxx

 

[Soldi]

Wait I can just tweet him I have access to the account lol

 

[Pipo]

I love that Maluma has a RECORDING CAREER that literally nobody cares about JUST START AN ONLYFANS!

Maybe in Europe/UK hun but he literally just had the biggest streaming latin song between August-October He does keep getting hits here and there.

 

[Diddy]

Maybe in Europe/UK hun but he literally just had the biggest streaming latin song between August-October He does keep getting hits here and there.

Latin erasure on Moopy again!
You’re our only hope, Peeps!

 

[straightorbroken]

I would say the one who isn't Maluma is just fit - not necessarily beautiful, but fit.

 

[Lucille]

TITS OUT!

 

[cwej]

Maluma is almost TOO PRETTY. Obviously I wouldn't kick him out of bed but instagram culture is really killing off the catalogue look for me. Gimme someone cute and understated every time.

I've been offering you cute and understated for TWENTY YEARS @funky

 

[Marina Salty]

Mahmood vs random tiktoker at Mad VMA

 

[Joseph]

What a horny thread this was

Maluma for me but obvs I’d dick both of them down