what do you have against WH Smith Zu?
I’m not even sure how the train station ones survive now there’s LOVELY PRET.
I once tried to buy fags at WHSmith and the lovely shop assistant warned me NOT TOO as they were £16.
All those poor people having their houses repossessed because they defaulted on a monthly instalment for a packet of Hubba Bubba.20 Marlboro Red? That’ll be a THOUSAND POUNDS PLEASE
I enjoyed Five Guys the one time I went, but the restaurant was so clinical and full of nut dust(!).

At least you can get some GONE OFF DAIRY MILK for a £1 alongside your STOP FUCKING HATE and tuna sandwich.
Oh God, the LOVELY OFFERSSuperdrug offering a cheap hand sanitiser is normal, but they’ve started offering PAYG SIM cards for some reason.
JUST WHAT I WANTED. I think I was offered some sort of BODY WASH
Obviously this really belongs in a separate SHOP MOANS thread but is it just me who gets bewildered by the apparently random layouts in Boots and takes seemingly ages to find the right aisle?
FANNY BUNGERS
I read that as Fanny Burgers initially, which is quite the mental image.Oh god yes
I end up on my knees clinging to the staff screaming JUST TAKE ME TO THE FANNY BUNGERS FOR GOD'S SAKE


Meal Deals are such a feature of modern life.
To be fair the Boots meal deal is pretty solid.

That’s not that bad is it, for Smiths? All that and they’re only closing 25 stores? Not big ones either, 200 jobs affected?! So an average of 8 staff per store!
I have conflicting feelings, my part time job through 6th form and uni holidays was there (book dept) so I’ll always have some fuzzy feelings. They had a nice refit in the late 90s but I think that was about it
I was there when they actually sold a lot of CDs and videos(!), it was a decent shop then. Now it’s just a bit sad, I suppose they always had stationery.
I was in the book dept, the best bit
It was only in the early 00s that they started to diversify, we didn’t even have drinks until probably 2002/3, but then it was DVD players too
I would say it was before 2000 that WH Smith was anything near essential. By the turn of the century it had just become an expensive grab bag of a shop.
Whipped cream in your sandwich?!
well, that’s dinner sorted tonight
there's a PARCEL COLLECTION STORE near me in the centre of Amsterdam that has added a fridge full of fancy ready meals that go for like 6 euros a pop. can't imagine who wants a chick pea lasagne when they're picking up their ASOS but i guess with the NOUVEAU RICHE one never KNOWSOne of the STANDARD CULTURE SHOCKS for any non-Brits visiting me is discovering fridges full of SANDWICHES, CRISPS and bottles of RIBENA when they go into Superdrug and Boots to buy TAMPONS or EYELINER. Just WHY?!
My friend works at Peacocks and that's teetering on the edge apparently. They need to find a buyer in the next fortnight.
Oh yeah, that reminds me the last time I was in one was with Mr Kate wanting to buy Electronic Sound with Ultravox on the front. Fingering them all to find the most mint condition one of courseLast week, I was in WHS on Sauchiehall Street - spotted the new giant MOJO David Bowie special. Hefted it, reckoned it was worth the £11.99, took it to the self-service till because no, I don't want to add a packet of giant chocolate buttons to my order for "just" £2 (they're £1 in Tesco)...anyway, beeped it through, came up at £7.99. Result.
So, basically, my failure to flag this up is killing WH Smiths.
Not sorry.
