Maroon 5 - Love is Like (Aug 15)

I must say I always say the weak point of the otherwise great film Begin Again is the presence of Adam Levine (and minor presence of James Corden). But truthfully his character is meant to be a self-centred arsehole who got lucky and makes your skin crawl a bit. So all in all it was well cast.
 
Oh Misery is quite good too, and the ridiculous This Summer.

Oh god…
 
She Will Be Loved is very possibly certainly the WORST SONG OF ALL TIME

There are lots of songs that are SHRILL. Lots of songs that are SLOPPY MUSH. Lots of songs that are EVIL. Not many songs manage to be ALL THREE AT ONCE.
 
She Will Be Loved is very possibly certainly the WORST SONG OF ALL TIME

There are lots of songs that are SHRILL. Lots of songs that are SLOPPY MUSH. Lots of songs that are EVIL. Not many songs manage to be ALL THREE AT ONCE.

I don't know hun, I could raise you The Calling's Wherever You Will Go and Hoobastank's The Reason as a challenge :disco:
 
I think The Calling probably only qualify as SLOPPY and EVIL, not necessarily SHRILL

Hoobastank I'm almost (but not quite) ashamed to say don't quite rate on the EVIL scale, sorry!

But I will raise myself a Christina Aguilera "Beautiful" instead
 
69 in the Official Albums Chart Update. Could easily end up missing the Top 100.

*FLUSH*
 
I tried giving the album a listen, but had to turn it off halfway through. How many recycled faux-reggae tracks can one band crank out?
It’s impressively dull and downright bad; honestly, they’ve been coasting since the Cardi B collab, maybe even earlier. I read this is their first album in years fully written and produced by themselves, so credit where it’s due, but unfortunately, nobody cares anymore, fam.
 
Such a LONG OVERDUE DEATH

I have wondered how much of their output in the last 10 years was genuinely liked and popular, and how much was sharting simply because streaming playlists were forcefully WATERBOARDING the public with their tosh.

The fact that they can't even get into the album charts when shifting 17 CDs gets you a top ten placing these days.
 
Such a LONG OVERDUE DEATH

I have wondered how much of their output in the last 10 years was genuinely liked and popular, and how much was sharting simply because streaming playlists were forcefully WATERBOARDING the public with their tosh
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The fact that they can't even get into the album charts when shifting 17 CDs gets you a top ten placing these days.
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The album barely scraped the US top 40, and missed the UK Chart entirely. It is their first album to miss the US top ten.

 
The album barely scraped the US top 40, and missed the UK Chart entirely. It is their first album to miss the US top ten.


Presumably these arrogant f—s thought they would coast on streaming and hadn’t bothered with vinyl variants? That being said even if they did, the concept of a vinyl collecting Maron Glace collector is surely alien
 
Is there no hit with this one? I don’t follow them but I’m guessing not. They always seemed like such a big streaming band though so I am shocked they haven’t been able to at least chart in week one very well given the type of acts that still manage that - surely that’s unexpected?
 
Is there no hit with this one? I don’t follow them but I’m guessing not. They always seemed like such a big streaming band though so I am shocked they haven’t been able to at least chart in week one very well given the type of acts that still manage that - surely that’s unexpected?

the first single even featured LISA from Blackpink and people didn't even flinch (The fact that the song was shit didn't help matters either)
 
Is there no hit with this one? I don’t follow them but I’m guessing not. They always seemed like such a big streaming band though so I am shocked they haven’t been able to at least chart in week one very well given the type of acts that still manage that - surely that’s unexpected?
No hit. I think two of the pre album releases have scraped the Hot 100 top 75 without sticking. The one with Lisa also dented the UK top 75. They haven’t had a notable hit in about 5 years. I could see them attempting to re release this with some new tracks before Christmas.
 
New song “Heroine” - unclear if from a deluxe or new album since the last one came and went less than a year ago.

 
They were absolutely massive in the US long after they should still have been, so it's about time they were flopping.
 

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