McDonalds - WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[Shirley]

In case anyone thinks they can blackmail me I FREELY ADMIT that I have been SIGHTED in MCDONALDS GEORGE STREET LUTON in TIMES GONE LONG BY

 

[Peekaboo]

I read about the re-openings in the paper this morning and I had to chuckle at the AUDACITY of calling their shops RESTAURANTS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I read about the re-openings in the paper this morning and I had to chuckle at the AUDACITY of calling their shops RESTAURANTS!

Table service these days! It's practically NANDOS!

 

[Zu]

Dalston! THERE IS A GOD!

 

[Peekaboo]

Table service these days! It's practically NANDOS!

They'll be asking for a tip next!

 

[Lucille]

Dalston! THERE IS A GOD!

*ORDERS 60 MCNUGGETS*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Three in Chelmsford and one on Ipswich is QUITE THE CRUEL TEASE.

 

[Zu]

*ORDERS 60 MCNUGGETS*

*orders every single thing on the breakfast menu x 2*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

*orders every single thing on the breakfast menu x 2*

I read they're not doing the Breakfast Menu atm

 

[Zu]

Oh God it’s only open from 11:00, isn’t it

*orders every single thing on the whole post-11:00 menu x 2*

 

[Soldi]

Presumably the EAST MIDLANDS doesn’t exist to these CUNTS

 

[Zu]

Where? Never heard of it luv

 

[Beverley]

NONE of the reopenings are in Manchester

 

[Soldi]

Where? Never heard of it luv

Well if you stumble off the M1 a bit lost and find that people talk a bit funny but can’t pin on what sort of ACCENT it is as it sounds a bit NORTHERN but not AS BAD then you’ve hit the JACKPOT.

 

[Zu]

That notwithstanding, a young man like you needs VITAMINS, otherwise you’ll end up like the rest of us with dropsy and what not

 

[Soldi]

NONE of the reopenings are in Manchester

Is ARCHIES () still open, I can only ever eat the Chicken Supreme wrap.

 

[Beverley]

Is ARCHIES () still open, I can only ever eat the Chicken Supreme wrap.

OMG how DARE you Archie's!

 

[Soldi]

OMG how DARE you Archie's!

I mean it’s not THAT BAD but not worth TWO SHOPS on Oxford Road! Maccies is a much better drunk/hungover meal.

 

[Zu]

OMG how DARE you Archie's!

What’s ARCHIE’S? Some grubby arse end takeaway?

 

[Mats]

What’s ARCHIE’S? Some grubby arse end takeaway?

... WOW

 

[Soldi]

What’s ARCHIE’S? Some grubby arse end takeaway?

An AMERICAN DINER ISH/BURGER BAR PLACE. Very bland and the chicken is often PINK.

 

[Soldi]

And if I WERE YOU I wouldn’t go out for lunch there then head to a 2 hour lecture afterwards

 

[Zu]

Well it does look LOVELY!

 

[Zu]

... WOW

Oh MY

 

[Alla]

Is that real!? It looks like a parody.

 

[Zu]

And if I WERE YOU I wouldn’t go out for lunch there then head to a 2 hour lecture afterwards

Brown sloppies all over the lecture theatre seats?

 

[Alla]

A gay burger franchise, I wonder what's next.

 

[Soldi]

Well it does look LOVELY!

Ooh there are some LOVELY TAKEAWAYS on that row of buildings, there’s even a FALAFIL EXPRESS My LOCAL was just round the corner so it was nice to have a BITE TO EAT at them all stumbling home in the early hours.

 

[Zu]

Are the burger buns ACTUALLY PINK?

 

[Soldi]

Brown sloppies all over the lecture theatre seats?

I’m not saying it’s linked but the university did close due to ‘coronavirus’ very shortly afterwards.

 

[Zu]

TBH I think they obviously forgot to add a to “..ENDED UP AT ARCHIE’S”

 

[Alla]

Well it does look LOVELY!

For a few seconds I was reading BURGERS * SNAKES... and somehow it made sense

 

[Beverley]

They have some charcoal burger buns too, I think? I've been a handful of times and when I have, the buffalo wings and spicy fries were always

 

[Soldi]

Moopy trip to ARCHIES

 

[Zu]

I can now see why Miss @Beverley expressed a certain AFFRONTAGE at the mere notion of going to ARCHIE’S

 

[Mats]

They have some charcoal burger buns too, I think? I've been a handful of times and when I have, the buffalo wings and spicy fries were always

they do squid ink burgers in Japan too. while it obviously tastes the same objectively, the visuals totally mess with one's perception

 

[Alla]

Only a whorehouse would be behind the name Archie's here.

 

[Lucille]

I’m sorry Zu but the McDonalds breakfast is VILE.

Although I’ve only ever ordered it off my nut at 10 in the morning which may cloud my judgment.

 

[Beverley]

Moopy trip to ARCHIES

OMG MOOP MEET

 

[Mats]

Only a whorehouse would be behind the name Archie's here.

there's your business idea