Melodifestivalen 2023: The Final - Stockholm

[Soldi]

Could you put some effort in and WAVE THOSE BALLOONS PLEASE

I HATE BALLOONS

 

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Love TONE but the song is a TURD!

 

[Lucille]

I HATE BALLOONS

I thought children loved balloons

 

[Lucille]

I don’t need to hear ‘self love’ in a song again.

 

[Zu]

This is the first time I’m hearing most of these myself and it’s barely of a WARM-UP ACT standard

 

[D5K]

It’s not original but I much prefer this to her effort last year

 

[Lucille]

Stuff the trite messages I need her to come back with an unashamed tits out banger.

 

[OutSynk]

This has been HORRIBLE so far.

 

[D5K]

I think she’ll come back as a host.

 

[Lucille]

Ok the girlies on commentary are starting to grate now!

 

[Zu]

I HATE BALLOONS

What a monster you must be. You’ll be telling us you hate CLOWNS next

 

[Zu]

@COB! CRACK OPEN THE POMAGNE SHE’S HERE!

 

[Lucille]

Not the fucking ramp.

 

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oh not old CULTY CHOPS herself

 

[D5K]

Ok the girlies on commentary are starting to grate now!

I’m nervous to lose the broadcast by switching away

 

[Lucille]

Really quite hideous staging!

 

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This really scraped into the final via PITY POINTS didn't it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mariette is good and does not deserve the hate that some JEALOUS SO OCH SO'S are dishing out

 

[Zu]

Not one of G:son’s best is it

 

[Lucille]

She’s such a lentil lesbian.

 

[D5K]

Still think this her second best effort!

 

[Zu]

Mariette is good and does not deserve the hate that some JEALOUS SO OCH SO'S are dishing out

Old slap head @COB BLATANTLY JEALOUS OF HER HAIR!

 

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Better than the one with the GUITAR however

 

[Zu]

Better than the one with the GUITAR however

Oh God THAT!

 

[Lucille]

Quite a stirring performance after that horrific dog attack earlier in the week

 

[Soldi]

Mariette went down best so far with the 25 people here

 

[Zu]

Quite a stirring performance after that horrific dog attack earlier in the week

Can’t believe @COB let the chihuahua off the lead

 

[Zu]

Mariette went down best so far with the 25 people here

Did you pay them? Actually it WAS the best so far

 

[Lucille]

Are these the EVIL TWINKS?

 

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I care not a jot for AIR, so I will remain without comment until it is over

(utterly GORMLESS lyrics tho)

 

[Lucille]

21! I thought they were 12!

 

[OutSynk]

21! I thought they were 12!

@Jacques WISHES!

 

[Lucille]

I don’t hate it!

 

[Lucille]

Certainly a dramatic step-up from the other CAT EGGS tonight.

 

[Zu]

I REALLY QUITE LIKE IT

But it’s NOT for this year THANK YOU

 

[Lucille]

I would’ve been all over that if it was sung by someone with body hair.

 

[Zu]

They’re certainly speeding through them

 

[RS]

I’m watching this at a pre-party with friends and I’m late.

I should’ve read all the acclaimed opinions and speculations in this thread prior to today so that I could outsmart some of the melodiexperts there.

 

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White Panetoz looks about FIFTEEN YEARS OLDER than the rest of them

 

[Lucille]

I’m watching this at a pre-party with friends and I’m late.

I should’ve read all the acclaimed opinions and speculations in this thread prior to today so that I could outsmart some of the melodiexperts there.

Do you have HOLE lined up for after this one as well?