Melodifestivalen 2023: The Final - Stockholm

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VERY into both the sleeveless jumper (sweater vest???) AND green suit

OMG will Oscar Zia show his face and dazzle us with more of his divine fashions tonight??

 

[rhythmbandit]

White Panetoz looks about FIFTEEN YEARS OLDER than the rest of them

You know what they say, black don't crack.

 

[OutSynk]

I REALLY QUITE LIKE IT

But it’s NOT for this year THANK YOU

The song is good but the stakes are low compared to the very real threat of getting crushed mid performance.

 

[Zu]

Goodness gracious at this one. Was it DTF or was it one of the least worst at AC? BRING BACK MEDINA

 

[Alla]

PanetozzZzz

 

[RS]

Do you have HOLE lined up for after this one as well?

We’re going to a circuit party afterwards, it will be filled with holes.

 

[Soldi]

I’m watching this at a pre-party with friends and I’m late.

I should’ve read all the acclaimed opinions and speculations in this thread prior to today so that I could outsmart some of the melodiexperts there.

Oh don’t act like you don’t LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

 

[Tisch]

Good evening from the Moopers at the Manchester Melfest Party
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Not this looking like we're having a SHIT TIME at a hired out hall

 

[OutSynk]

I feel like every year they have one of THESE and I don't even watch it usually.

 

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It may be the PINOT, but I'm finding this ODDLY STIRRING??

Oh wait this bit with the white one holding the camera is TRAGIC and he KNOWS IT!

 

[Zu]

Not this looking like we're having a SHIT TIME at a hired out hall

Looks PACKED!

 

[Zu]

It may be the PINOT, but I'm finding this ODDLY STIRRING??

Oh wait this bit with the white one holding the camera is TRAGIC and he KNOWS IT!

It’s the PINOT LUV

 

[RS]

Oh don’t act like you don’t LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

Which part of that post gave the slightest allusion to any kind of critique?

 

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The Maria Sur song would be improved infinitely by adding a TINNY DANCE BEAT and at least 3 different costume changes

 

[Zu]

Why is MARIA SUR MER speaking in English?

 

[Lucille]

Why is MARIA SUR MER speaking in English?

I presume she’s more proficient in that than Swedish.

 

[Lucille]

Pain and rain?

GROUNDBREAKING!

 

[Apoca]

It may be the PINOT, but I'm finding this ODDLY STIRRING??

Oh wait this bit with the white one holding the camera is TRAGIC and he KNOWS IT!

 

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TBH this would be mildly FABULOUS/defiant if it was this year's Ukraine entry, and we ALL KNOW IT

 

[Dark Carnival]

.

 

[Zu]

I quite like Maria Sur Mer’s chorus but the verses need some work and it could definitely do with some CASIOTONE

 

[Tisch]

The Maria Sur song would be improved infinitely by adding a TINNY DANCE BEAT and at least 3 different costume changes

Oh yeah we've all agreed she needs an Ulrikke style tits out remix this time next year

 

[OprahWinfrey]

Girl find the note

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wow some real DRIBBLE made it to the final, I see

 

[OutSynk]

All those numerous heats only for these dog eggs to fill up the final.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WELL GIVE UP BITCH

 

[Zu]

Wow some real DRIBBLE made it to the final, I see

SOME UTTER TAT

 

[Lucille]

BLESS HER, but it’s NOT FOR ME.

 

[Zu]

BLESS HER, but it’s NOT FOR ME.

DID HER BEST BUT NO

 

[Dark Carnival]

BLESS HER, but it’s NOT FOR ME.

Is ANYONE willing to admit it’s for them really?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Smash me into pieces etc. Etc.

 

[D5K]

What was that horse?!

 

[Apoca]

As we've said since November, smash me into pieces.

 

[Lucille]

BT get your hands out of your KNICKERS!

 

[OutSynk]

Is the second good song of the night upon us?

 

[Zu]

I hope security have been warned about the impending risk of a MASTURBATING NORTHERNER in the audience

 

[Lucille]

Why does every song have to have a TRITE MESSAGE?!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

BT: what about straight pride?

Well this is your moment, enjoy it beb.

 

[Zu]

I hope security have been warned about the impending risk of a MASTURBATING NORTHERNER in the audience

CHECK UNDER THE BALLOON BJÖRN!

 

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I do think these guys could win EUROVISION one year, but just not THIS ONE!

(also I find the lyrics for this a bit CLOSE TO THE BONE/insensitive as one who has suffered a LOT OF LOSS!)