Melodifestivalen 2023: The Final - Stockholm

[Alla]

Someone warn SVT security of the risk of a second WANKING INCIDENT

Is it @ButterTart this time? I saw him with a "S.I.P. winners" very close to the stage

 

[Zu]

Is it @ButterTart this time? I saw him with a "S.I.P. winners" very close to the stage

It’s been HIM THROUGHOUT!

 

[Zu]

Loreen shits over ALL the songs so far

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It's just the same WRITHING AROUND she did 11 years ago with the added lethal crushing threat for a bit of spice

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Lucille]

I’m SHAKING.

 

[Soldi]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

[Alla]

Mother!!!

 

[OutSynk]

I mean, she's gonna SHIT on everyone else.

 

[Apoca]

GLÄDJE
KRAFT
KÄRLEK

That's so mother.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA GRINDR MUTED I HOPE

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA GRINDR MUTED I HOPE

MAMA has my FULL UNDIVIDED ATTENTION post HIGH KICK GATE!!

 

[Lucille]

MOOOOOOTHHHHHHHEER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MOTHER!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I didn't realise MelFest had gone back to a 10 song Final format

Loreen is the perfect closer though

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

She didn't even get to the first chorus and the heart was already flaming

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

There's TOO MUCH FOG!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER!!!!!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

 

[OutSynk]

MOTHER










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[Lucille]

DEATH to whoever messed up the cameras!

 

[Apoca]

Mother overcome with emotion at all the cheers from her children in Friends Arena

 

[dmlaw]

I’m sure it won’t happen, but have you lot got someone to call if Theoz manages to steal the win?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I mean, she's gonna SHIT on everyone else.

FRIENDS ARENA now reported to be a akin to a SEWER post Loreen on-stage EXPLOSION!!

 

[COB]

 

[Zu]

OH MY DAYS

And NO NASTY ACCIDENTS!

 

[Lucille]

Imagine having to follow THAT!

 

[Zu]

Nothing even SLIGHTLY compares!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

DEATH to whoever messed up the cameras!

The BROWN TOWN camera shots were not the ONE, but it won't matter ANYWAY!

 

[D5K]

(I love it but I didn’t think that was as amazing as in the heat)

 

[Soldi]

OMG SHE’S GOING TO WIN MELFEST AND EUROVISION AND THE NEXT UK GENERAL ELECTION OMGGGG

 

[Zu]

Oh we have a FOURTH G:son

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I may have mentioned ONCE OR TWICE, but I love queen THEOZ

A future MF winner FOR SURE

 

[Zu]

I’m sure it won’t happen, but have you lot got someone to call if Theoz manages to steal the win?

Can you BE QUIET PLEASE

I’ll share the Samaritans number AS REQUIRED

 

[D5K]

Ugh I never realised how similar this is to Can’t Stop the Feeling

 

[Lucille]

Loreen to the other contestants.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh thank god he changed that OLIVE GREEN JACKET, this POSTBOX RED moment is SLIGHTLY more aspirational

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This feels a bit apologetic and REGIONAL compared to the spectacle of Loreen HOWEVER

 

[OutSynk]

Who's this twink

 

[Zu]

This feels a bit apologetic and REGIONAL compared to the spectacle of Loreen HOWEVER

REGIONAL