Mid-Grey Saturday

[dmlaw]

It's almost as if men AREN'T VERY NICE.

 

[Lucille]

All moved into the house, very strong Sonja and Tinsley vibes already.

 

[Sheena]

I’ve bought a ridiculously big Christmas tree and now Mr Sheena has a migraine (blatantly a hangover) and has gone to bed so I can’t decorate it

 

[Soldi]

I’ve bought a ridiculously big Christmas tree and now Mr Sheena has a migraine (blatantly a hangover) and has gone to bed so I can’t decorate it

But it’s not December yet!

 

[floppet]

A horse just walked past my house! It had a yellow hi-vis horse coat on and the rider was also wearing hi-vis but with red fairy lights on their top.

Today really is a day of firsts for me.

 

[big ron]

I’ve bought a ridiculously big Christmas tree and now Mr Sheena has a migraine (blatantly a hangover) and has gone to bed so I can’t decorate it

Ours is fucking massive. It wouldnt fit in the discovery!

 

[floppet]

I’ve bought a ridiculously big Christmas tree and now Mr Sheena has a migraine (blatantly a hangover) and has gone to bed so I can’t decorate it

That'd be ideal for me. I hate when people put things on the tree incorrectly.

Just pour yourself a big glass of something and let yourself loose on it!

 

[big ron]

Time for some cheese savouries and a negroni

 

[big ron]

That'd be ideal for me. I hate when people put things on the tree incorrectly.

Just pour yourself a big glass of something and let yourself loose on it!

I have no part in the decorating, just the carrying and chopping a bit off the end

 

[big ron]

Oh and putting ron jr on my shoulders and climbing on the sofa with him to put the star on the top while tipsy

 

[Sheena]

But it’s not December yet!

Normally I’m with you, but I’m busy next weekend and so it would be around the 12th and that’s WAY TOO LATE. I take mine down on the 27th.

 

[Sheena]

Time for some cheese savouries and a negroni

Sausage roll flavoured puffs (they’re shit) and a snowball for me

 

[octophone]

I was going to enjoy a small light ale this evening - I see the entertainment schedule is blank for tonight...what to do?

 

[octophone]

Might have to drunk-Xmas-shop. That could be fun. Ish.

 

[lolly]

I need a glass of white for the recipe I'm making for dinner. Can't have the rest of the bottle going off.

 

[octophone]

I'm watching Amazon.de's delivery driver. 8 stops away. Doesn't seem to have stopped since they left the warehouse.

 

[lolly]

Bugger, forgot to buy rosemary. Need to go and steal some from a neighbour's front garden.

 

[Zu]

I'm watching Amazon.de's delivery driver. 8 stops away. Doesn't seem to have stopped since they left the warehouse.

The GPS doesn‘t take GREGGS or POO BEEAKS into account

 

[octophone]

The GPS doesn‘t take GREGGS or POO BEEAKS into account

I'm starting to think the driver has never been to Glasgow before. He's careering around like Anthony Worrell-Thompson trying to avoid Tesco's security.

 

[octophone]

(nothing like topical comedy, eh?)

 

[big ron]

Might have to drunk-Xmas-shop. That could be fun. Ish.

I had some ket and did some shopping for ms ron yesterday and had to go back and check what i’d bought this morning

 

[big ron]

Sausage roll flavoured puffs (they’re shit) and a snowball for me

Are you still meat dodging? I’ve noticed the range of meat free christmas stuff is massive this year

 

[octophone]

Tesco are really going for it with meat-free stuff this Xmas - they've made vegan pigs in blankets which look more like a mini sausage roll but I'll give them a try.

 

[octophone]

I had some ket and did some shopping for ms ron yesterday and had to go back and check what i’d bought this morning

Outstanding. *salutes*

 

[Zu]

I'm watching Amazon.de's delivery driver. 8 stops away. Doesn't seem to have stopped since they left the warehouse.

Mine have often been just over the road for hours, blates curling one out in the canal

 

[Zu]

I was going to enjoy a small light ale this evening - I see the entertainment schedule is blank for tonight...what to do?

COIL

 

[octophone]

Mine have often been just over the road for hours, blates curling one out in the canal

He was about half-a-mile away from me and has now headed back to the bloody depot!

Delivery was estimated as between 2.30 and 5.30...then they changed it to 6. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT NOW.

 

[octophone]

Honestly, this is why we left the EU. Things might be more expensive on amazon.co.uk but they know where they're bloody going.

 

[Zu]

He was about half-a-mile away from me and has now headed back to the bloody depot!

Delivery was estimated as between 2.30 and 5.30...then they changed it to 6. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT NOW.

Well that‘s Germans for you

HOORAH FOR BREXIT

 

[Nancy]

I THOGHT RICK STEIN WAS DEAD

 

[octophone]

"Still arriving today by 8 PM"

Fuck's sake.

 

[Nancy]

EVERY TIME I’VE SEEN HIM ON TV OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS, I’VE THOUGHT “OH IT’S A SHAME
HE’S DEAD. THIS MUST BE OLD FOOTAGE.”

 

[Nancy]

ADMITTEDLY I’VE BEEN MOURNING HIM LESS SINCE I TURNED VEGAN

 

[Nancy]

HE’S ON POINTLESS CELEBRITIES NOW. I MUST HAVE BEEN CONFUSING HIM WITH HIS ANGRY DOG.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have retired to bed. I have done very well with this hangover.

Also just had a Taco Bell delivered. Nom.

 

[lolly]

God I'm bored. Might binge Nighty Night.

 

[Nancy]

God I'm bored. Might binge Nighty Night.

STRICTLY IS ON SOON

 

[Soldi]

I just hope the HOT VEGAN CHAT keeps going a couple of hours

 

[lolly]

I was saving Dolly's Christmas On The Square until I saw my friend in a couple of weeks. Now there's a good chance I won't be able to see her, I may just well watch it tonight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God I'm bored. Might binge Nighty Night.

I did last week, but gave up at the start of series 2 with that horribly unfunny material with Marc Wootton.