Milano Cortina 2026

[Eddie]

That was epic!

 

[Finn]

Glorious! I was confused by our people wearing yellow and accidentally cheered on the Italian in the female race

 

[PercyPig]

I got goosebumps watching that replay there

 

[PercyPig]

The union flag is raised – not on a suburban high street, which is a pleasant relief

 

[Eddie]

Charlotte is just amazing but that race still hinged on Huw's effort.

 

[Finn]

Eddie says DON'T FORGET THE MAN

 

[Eddie]

Who said this? I missed it.

 

[Agneeta]

Just watching the curling. Now I've finally looked up the rules, it's way more compelling.

 

[PercyPig]

Who said this? I missed it.

It was on guardian liveblog

 

[straightorbroken]

Hadn't heard of the clap skate before. Only noticed after a close-up and now the commentators are remarking.

 

[Finn]

The BBC are making me dare to dream that Matt Weston is gonna get another medal (and PROBABLY THE GOLD) in this mixed skeleton event

 

[Madison]

Good luck Matt Weston (and anonymous female counterpart)!

 

[PercyPig]

I’m enjoying seeing the American man’s cock

 

[Agneeta]

I feared that Korean woman would die.

 

[Agneeta]

This pausing the coverage on iPlayer, for a channel switch is annoying.

 

[ButterTart]

The BBC are making me dare to dream that Matt Weston is gonna get another medal (and PROBABLY THE GOLD) in this mixed skeleton event

Has this happened yet or are we out on our arse?

 

[Finn]

Neither! They're yet to have their turn

 

[Agneeta]

Has this happened yet or are we out on our arse?

We have to wait until the end. We go last, because we're in first place. It appears to be our thing.

Fascinating that they source athletes from other sports to take part.

 

[Agneeta]

I don't like these mixed events. I think "ooh that's a lovely arse" and then it's a lady and have to bleach myself.

 

[straightorbroken]

That gasp from the commentators at the twitch

 

[Madison]

We have two entries. GB2 is next.

 

[PercyPig]

I don't like these mixed events. I think "ooh that's a lovely arse" and then it's a lady and have to bleach myself.

Especially those slow-mo shots

 

[Eddie]

Yay

 

[Madison]

Nice

 

[PercyPig]

I’m not sure I could handle the pressure of potentially fucking up and taking a medal opportunity away from a team mate

 

[Madison]

YAY - GB medal!

 

[Eddie]

Yay

 

[Eddie]

I’m not sure I could handle the pressure of potentially fucking up and taking a medal opportunity away from a team mate

The Austrian lady didn't seem so fussed

 

[ButterTart]

YAY - GB medal!

What colour?

 

[Eddie]

YAY - GB medal!

Are you watching on iPlayer?

 

[PercyPig]

YAY - GB medal!

Wait is BBC delayed

 

[dmlaw]

Wait is BBC delayed

It’s a guaranteed GB medal because they were first with three to go, one of which is another GB team.

 

[Eddie]

I thought it was a guaranteed 4th???

 

[PercyPig]

Oh! Makes sense

 

[Eddie]

It is! Is Madison watching a parallel universe competition?

 

[straightorbroken]

Jungk is quite eye-catching.

 

[Eddie]

Oh I see!

 

[Eddie]

What if (touch wood) there's a false start though?

 

[dmlaw]

It is! Is Madison watching a parallel universe competition?

But if they are 4th, the other GB team will be ahead of them and will win the medal.

 

[Agneeta]

We're guaranteed a medal, wake up.