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How are you all doing today pumpkins?

Good morning! I'm feeling alright, this is the earliest I've woken up in quite a while![]()

I don't know how many times I told you you'd not suit a bubble perm but, as always, you know bestI got a not especially satisfactory haircut today :/



Can't believe how dark it is outside still!
I'm going to pick up a puppy today all being well![]()

We're still at that time where we've had the shortest day, but there's a kind of plateau before you notice the days getting longer. It's bright here, though.
I'm going to pick up a puppy today all being well![]()
I want a dog. I want to call him Woodstock, after Snoopy’s friend. But I would only have a rescue dog and they wouldn’t let me have one in a top floor flat.
Is that because of lack of access to a garden?
Is that because of lack of access to a garden?
Anyway, I have intense FOMO about not being part of the Zoom thing yesterday
I popped in briefly and saw KC and Tisch gobbing away, hopefully they weren't slagging me off in my absence.

Not sure yet. It's a black cockapoo. My mum's friend had a litter.But what's their name going to be?![]()

The cost of dogs is through the roof.
There's a joke in there somewhere about the noise that dogs make. Roof roof!
9:15am on a bank holiday and the boss is messaging us on the work WhatsApp group to ask why we haven't completed some training (that we're expected to do in our own time) and that isn't even due till Jan 4th.
Fuck off.
On your OnlyFans?i had intense FOMO too, but it was still going on when I woke up
I’m sure I can arrange a private audience with you, Tarty, bring your own tassles
The cost of dogs is through the bark.There's a joke in there somewhere about the noise that dogs make. Roof roof!

The cost of dogs is through the roof at the moment too. Lockdown related apparently.
Why haven't you got the work WhatsApp muted?