Monday is harassed by wildlife

[octophone]

 

[octophone]

Why does it look like a sperm with a face?

I think you've revealed a little something about yerself there...

 

[Diddy]

I thought it was some sort of HOOVER CUM SPEAKER.

OMG you just reminded me of something my mum said in the 3 hour Skype today, she was complaining about a messy neighbour, he has a lot of rubbish in his carport-cum-dump

I nearly died

 

[Rachey]

Heathcliff did not like the last high pitched bit

 

[octophone]

Heathcliff did not like the last high pitched bit

Please convey my apologies. No harm intended.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Surely carpets are LAST on a cheap house renovation.

Please be last.

 

[Diddy]

The dreaded Moopmeet 2022

 

[ButterTart]

What in God’s name has been happening in this thread today?

 

[AlgoAlex]

The dreaded Moopmeet 2022

My god it’s almost bad enough to be an ASFM entry !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Points to whoever gets an EMERGENCY ALERT tomorrow

About Emergency Alerts

Your mobile phone or tablet may get an emergency alert if there’s a danger to life nearby. Alerts tell you what to do to stay safe.

www.gov.uk

 

[ButterTart]

Points to whoever gets an EMERGENCY ALERT tomorrow

About Emergency Alerts

Your mobile phone or tablet may get an emergency alert if there’s a danger to life nearby. Alerts tell you what to do to stay safe.

www.gov.uk

And with such a capable, tech savvy government behind this I’m certain there won’t be any old ladies scared into a heart attack by the threat of a drone strike because the alert confused Basingstoke with Basra.

 

[octophone]

And with such a capable, tech savvy government behind this I’m certain there won’t be any old ladies scared into a heart attack by the threat of a drone strike because the alert confused Basingstoke with Basra.

"In fairness, boss, it was the autocorrect that changed Tehran to Telford".

 

[Soldi]

Ooh we got EMERGENCY ALERTS in America a few years back. They’re VERY exciting

 

[ButterTart]

"In fairness, boss, it was the autocorrect that changed Tehran to Telford".

"Telford is now a smoking ruin, where malnourished survivors loot and murder for a tin of beans. Just imagine how much worse it will be after the drone strike."

 

[RJN]

In January of this year I got my first text alert that there is a pandemic. Very timely

 

[AlgoAlex]

In January of this year I got my first text alert that there is a pandemic. Very timely

And you didn’t think to share with Moopy ?
Shit i’m getting down Sainsbury’s now to bulk buy toilet roll and flour before they all catch on

 

[RJN]

And you didn’t think to share with Moopy ?
Shit i’m getting down Sainsbury’s now to bulk buy toilet roll and flour before they all catch on

There was another pandemic affecting moopy this weekend: shirtless pictures

just wanted to fill you in early this time

 

[Rachey]

Points to whoever gets an EMERGENCY ALERT tomorrow

About Emergency Alerts

Your mobile phone or tablet may get an emergency alert if there’s a danger to life nearby. Alerts tell you what to do to stay safe.

www.gov.uk

Ooohh this is both exciting and terrifying!

 

[dmlaw]

I hope the government don't create an emergency to make it more realistic.

"OK, Boris, I've released the leopard. Now let's see if the alert system works properly."

 

[Rachey]

What if they've created it because they know the end of the world is coming

 

[ButterTart]

I hope the government don't create an emergency to make it more realistic.

"OK, Boris, I've released the leopard. Now let's see if the alert system works properly."

I think they'll just lace some coke with cyanide to see whether Gove gets an alert on his way to his dealer.

 

[win_the_game]

Good to know its been well publicised and won’t cause any sort of panic tomorrow

 

[ButterTart]

What if they've created it because they know the end of the world is coming

This was my thought and it would be a very British way to handle it. "A meteor the size of Driffield will be making impact within a mile of your location. Please ensure your windows and doors are firmly closed."

 

[Rachey]

This was my thought and it would be a very British way to handle it. "A meteor the size of Driffield will be making impact within a mile of your location. Please ensure your windows and doors are firmly closed."

Luckily we have tunnels under our building. And I have a lot of wine and tinned food. I'll survive at least a week.

 

[ButterTart]

Luckily we have tunnels under our building. And I have a lot of wine and tinned food. I'll survive at least a week.

Take a shitload of fudge. It lasts ages and you can use it as currency.

 

[Rachey]

Take a shitload of fudge. It lasts ages and you can use it as currency.

Ooohh good plan!!

 

[COB]

Did we know that today is World Giraffe Day? I bet this lot wouldn't have attacked Diddy:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel like I've done a poor marketing job today...

 

[COB]

Speaking of marketing, Moopyvision Karaoke is STILL OPEN and has in fact had the deadline extended by a week!

 

[Kate]

Oh just noticed an old work friend tagged in a photo by his newish girlfriend and she is friends with @Ag! FACEBOOK SMALL WORLD strikes again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh just noticed an old work friend tagged in a photo by his newish girlfriend and she is friends with @Ag! FACEBOOK SMALL WORLD strikes again.

Who?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

PM obvs

 

[Kate]

oh OK. it's a WELL COMMON NAME so I was just gonna say it

 

[Marina Salty]

Success! It worked!

Would it be possible to put her tray in that spot, and see if she uses it?

 

[Pingu]

God I’m glad I stumbled upon that emergency alerts post.

“Your phone may make a loud siren-like sound?” JESUS

 

[Soldi]

It looks like tomorrows test will be across Android devices and next weeks test will be just in READING, both between 1-2pm.

 

[Soldi]

It’s a shame they didn’t do it in Sheffield as they could’ve recreated THREADS

 

[Pingu]

Android phones tomorrow:

 

[Soldi]

Android phones tomorrow:

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HPOTW

 

[funky]

What's all this about phone tests? I can't wait to see what the 5G anti vaxxers make of this!